twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

twat by mugwump November 13, 2004

twat

1)
slang for female genitalia

2)
a retarded colleague who thinks that a twat is a pregnant fish

"She is such a twat, how can anyone be such a twat?!"

twat by cripple July 30, 2004

twat

A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.

mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.

twat by Tumadre le gusta el pene July 8, 2009

Twat

An acronym for "The Woman's Awesome Thing"

I was in class the other day talking about the vag but I couldn't say TWAT in front of the teacher so I instead said "The Woman's Awesome Thing"...

Twat by Berry November 24, 2003

twat

Someone who writes a very long definition on urban dictionary.

Damn, I only wanted to know what a cleveland steamer was, I didn't want a whole fucking essay. What a right twat!

twat by Jonjo O'Rizzle January 26, 2008

Twat

1. Slang for vagina.
2. A bitch.
3. Synonym for cunt.

Drew Barrymore is such a twat, but she keeps getting movie roles.

Twat by nvalley June 25, 2008

twat

in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."

guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"

guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."

bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."

twat by stuku April 29, 2009