TWAT

How Mike Tyson pronounces the name of that group of heavily armed cops who show up if you wont come out of your house.

How Mike Tyson pronounces the action you take when you kill a fly with something.

"My bitch neighbor keeps calling the cops on me, and last night they sent out the T.W.A.T. team when I wouldn't come out."

"Dat fly kept buzzing around me, so when it landed, I had to twat it."

by Karl Rove July 25, 2008

TWAT

A girl from Bangor High School who generally Is the one who pretends to be drunk at parties just to be "passed around" and say they didn't remember it the next day. Can also be called the dwat or cockmongler.

Taylor: "Hey TWAT, so I heard something about you Libby."

Libby: "Whats that?"

Taylor: " You did things with Dustin."

Libby: "Well at least I didn't lose my virginity to my brothers best friend!" You know who you are SF

by JAHJAHBINX February 28, 2010

TWAT

Technical Woman's Alert Team.

Coined in a hilarious skit by "Cheech and
Chong" back in the early 70s. The skit depicts the sexual act from the perspective of a security team in a woman's vagina to protect from conception.

The TWAT is the first defence against pregnancy.

by donlindsay59 August 15, 2008

TWAT

The past tense of twit.

A neophyte twerp.

A selfish or self centered bitch.

A vulgarism for vagina.

A complete moron or idiot.

A: He is such a twat!

B: A what?

A: A twit in the making.

Laura was very nice to me until I gave her the promotion. Now she's a complete twat.

by Memphis Mickey August 30, 2011

TWAT

A twit and a brat combined into on obnoxious human being

Omg Heath is such a twat

by Tarkyn Wilson October 26, 2015

TWAT

Another way to say "what?" To someone you dislike or your best friend.

TWAT I CUNT hear you I have an ear inFUCKtion.

by BitchPlease18 August 19, 2014

twat

1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.

He is such a twat

by ds3882 August 28, 2017