Living a decadent life filled with exotic drugs, music festivals and Daddy's credit card, the trust fund hippy leads quite a lavish existence. A delusional breed of trust fund babies inspired by ideals of free-love, artistic expression and environmental conservatism, these particularly abhorrent hypocrites usually amount to nothing more than lazy acid-loving potheads who refuse to to recognize their place in society as cash-cows for largely unoriginal music acts fueled by new age technology, massively oversized speakers and lightshows so over-the-top and spectacular that the true hippies of the '60's and '70's probably would have enlisted in 'Nam just to see them set to Pink Floyd. Tell a trust fund hippy that a life of live music and drugs inherently requires a significant financial backing simply not available to 99% of people in the world and you'll be met with outright anger and denial. They will tell you their lifestyle is about mind-opening experiences and spreading peace and love as they take a drag of Cali's finest weed on the way to Coachella where they'll make about 5 videos commemorating the weekend on their latest version of the iPhone.
Trust fund hippy 1: Dude, I ate 5 grams of shrooms last night and realized something.
Normal human being: What?
Trust fund Hippy: Life is beautiful, man.
Normal human being: Yeah, it should be if your parents give you money to smoke weed all day, party all night and go to like 5 music festivals a year, douche.
Trust fund hippy: Dude! I'm just careful with my allowance and save it for things I really like! Don't be a dick, man!
Normal human being: I hate everything about you
Normal human being: What?
Trust fund Hippy: Life is beautiful, man.
Normal human being: Yeah, it should be if your parents give you money to smoke weed all day, party all night and go to like 5 music festivals a year, douche.
Trust fund hippy: Dude! I'm just careful with my allowance and save it for things I really like! Don't be a dick, man!
Normal human being: I hate everything about you
by alcoholism is hilarious April 27, 2014
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visting the parents at their colonial mansion + expensive, top of the
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subjects, including ones in which others have greater expertise + Long
stints in college possibly leading to decent semi-academic career
although still one that is disappointing to one's parents OR just follow Phish and disappoint one's parents +
+ rowing team/ultimate frisbee/"outdoors"/longboarding/surfing, etc. + boarding school + the "king" stoner of the boarding
school + no "rules" for one's own kids/dogs/other hippie buddies because that's "too oppressive" + plenty of judgment and "rules" for other
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visting the parents at their colonial mansion + expensive, top of the
line REI / Patagonia + Uptight, holier-than-thou attitude on all
subjects, including ones in which others have greater expertise + Long
stints in college possibly leading to decent semi-academic career
although still one that is disappointing to one's parents OR just follow Phish and disappoint one's parents +
+ rowing team/ultimate frisbee/"outdoors"/longboarding/surfing, etc. + boarding school + the "king" stoner of the boarding
school + no "rules" for one's own kids/dogs/other hippie buddies because that's "too oppressive" + plenty of judgment and "rules" for other
kids/dogs/people = trust fund hippie
Dude, you drive a Mercedes SUV identical to your folks'! You are a Trust Fund Hippie! Just admit it!
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An acronym for Trust Fund Baby Syndrome. When the case of having a privileged life is so hard and how people think your stuck up when in your own opinion your not boils up to a moment of self awareness that Yes, my friend, you are really that annoying.
While watch flipping through the TV channels, I stop on MTV, which is showing another great episode of Sweet Sixteen, some whinny little bitch cries about not have the birthday party they wanted and how shit isn't fair while throwing a temper tantrum, even though his or her parent is actually footing the bill for it all. Typical TFBS ( Trust Fund Baby Syndrome)
by SleepyDrunk&Horny January 9, 2008
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Friend: Man, how can she afford that nice car without a job?
You: She's a trust fund baby, dude. Her parents probably paid for the car AND the insurance.
You: She's a trust fund baby, dude. Her parents probably paid for the car AND the insurance.
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Get the trust fund baby mug.A Person who has alot of money set aside for them and has no responsibilities. Everything is paid for them by their trust. Most don't even know what it feels like to lift a finger or even have a job. In some cases, they act like spoiled brats for the rest of their lives and depend on their parents too.
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Get the Trust Fund Baby mug.a style of music, if not life, quite popular in williamsburg, brooklyn. it is characterized by going to expensive liberal arts colleges (eg Wesleyan) and then starting an eccentric band in nyc.
perhaps it was founded by the strokes, or sean lennon. who can say now?
perhaps it was founded by the strokes, or sean lennon. who can say now?
did you hear about the trustfundia fest this weekend? vampire weekend is playing. i wish i could go, but i'm too poor and went to a state school, so they wont let me in. oof.
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"I don't really want no Trust Fund Baby, I like my women independant! And I say to people thats my lady, and we dont need nothing e-e-e-e-else."
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