thongasm

When you see a nice and sexy thong on a hot girl and blow your load right in your pants without having to touch yourself

James just had a thongasm when he saw Jess wearing that sexy black thong.

by Ryudo-chan Will November 29, 2006

[TonganGangPig]

Pig Is A Slang In Tongan For Someone Who Has A Passion For The Streets. And A Person Who Don't Care About Nun But Getting Revenge On The Opposite Gangs. "I'll Call pig keep playing cuuh" on tcg

Keep talking ima tongangangpigyou

by Tongan Gang December 14, 2019

tongan

The people who originate from the Kingdom of Tonga. The first polynesians. Gigantic, and have natural steroids; Ulu, and HorSe
Tongans are gigantic, and all have a natural ability to play sports. there are two types of tongan bodies. the big (fat) ones, who tend to be naturally strong, and the big (muscular) ones who are the dominant athletes of whatever group they are in until they decide to stop playing. TOngans are powerhouses in Rugby and Football.
Tongans are very nice, hospitable, and religious people. But when you make them mad they'll beat you to a pulp no matter who you are, or how strong you think you are.

TONGANS ARE NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SAMOANS

Neighbor: Oh hey Sione!

Tongan Guy: Malo fred!

Neighbor: I heard your son won the MVP award today.

Tongan Guy: ah yess, he did. I fink it was for, *click sound* ahhh....fuut boll

Neighbor: haha, he is quite the athlete I hear. By the way, that is some good smelling food you are cooking.

Tongan Guy: haha, me and my family love to eat.

Neighbor: yeah, you samoans eat quite a bit!

Tongan Guy: ....

by Hafekasi April 20, 2008

Tongan

Tongans only make 150 000 of the seven billion people on Earth with an increasing amount of 'half casts' who interestingly do not appear Tongan. However, they have the Tongan spirit. With a population of this size, these people really are unique.
Fact: Captain James Cook labelled Tonga as the friendly islands.

You have to meet a Tongan to understand.

by MadBaggage February 25, 2012

Tonga

Strongest and fearless but the most friendly nation you'll come by in the pacific. Ancient times when warriors of Tonga traveled by kalia, or canoe, with armies conquering a wide area of Polynesia, from Rotuma in the west to Niue in the east, including much of Samoa.

tonga took over samoa, niue, and the list go on. anit no pacific nation stronger.

by Paulah SEL-C Hopoi August 29, 2005

thongatard

a leotard with a thong rear, usually consisting of bright neon colours and worn over a unitard or leggings.

"are you ready to go to the gym?"
"hold, on I have to adjust my thongatard"

by thongatardchicks December 28, 2007

tongasm

Pronouced tongue-gasm. Literally an orgasm of the tongue. The feeling you experience when you eat particularly delicious food. A tongasm can not be faked.

That chocolate gave me a tongasm.

by Jeremy Southern February 7, 2008