Twiff

The knot section of a man's tie, used to cover the claff (see claff) can be judged on size, shape and all round build quality.

"Ben's twiff is looking awful as usual, should have gone for the double Windsor"

by Shah shakedown May 6, 2015

Twifter

A Twifter is another name for a weed-cigarette or Joint. Or a name for the actual weed itself.

Others include:

Bifta

Reefa

Spliff

Joint

Doichy

Now then, do you have any Twifter?

Do you want to go for a Twifter?

Lets have a few off that Twifter

I need some Twifter now

Can't wait to get some Twifter

by Bradbiss April 20, 2010

twiffy

A vagina

Ewww I can smell Mellie's twiffy from here

by Tom Ferrek March 8, 2004

TSwift

Taylor Swift. Country's good girl sweetheart. Luscious golden locks with dreamy blue eyes. Not to mention an amazing petite body that is all around flawless. Creative artistic talent to put a happy ending to the classic "Romeo and Juliet" for the hit song "Love Story." Hit Songs from her first album include "Tim McGraw," "Our Song," and "Teardrops On My Guitar." Her second album, Fearless, includes "White Horse," "You Belong With Me," and "Love Story." She is also headlining her own tour also called Fearless. She was also numer 57 on Maxim's sexiest women of 2008. She has been on the cover of Rolling Stone, Allure, Glamour, Seventeen, Cosmogirl, Blender, and other magazines.

TSwift

by RedThunder August 8, 2009

TOWIE

The Only Way Is Essex (popularly abbreviated to 'TOWIE'):

An unbearably awful television programme, comparable to the crusty wank-stains on the knickers of your grandma's urine-soaked, faecal-filled incontinence pants. The show also consists of fake, orange, talentless chav 'actors' who are severely mentally retarded, and the only kindness humanity can show them is by shooting them in the head, thus purging the World of their existence.

TOWIE.

I watched TOWIE last night. No amount of therapy will make what I saw, ok.

by ZombionMook September 25, 2011

Towfiq

Someone that has created a most expressive nature, idealistic and inspirational, driven with a strong inner urge to be of service in some way that would uplift humanity as a whole. Also is a person that loves people, family, home, and friends and try to be a parent to the whole human race.

Hoping that the Towfiq happens and leaving it to the hands of God.

by Sidam Hussein February 1, 2018

towing the trailer

When one individual positioned on all fours backs onto another individuals tongue, rear individual places his/hers tongue into the front persons anus. Thus forming a vehicle and trailer and hitching up.

Carl backed himself onto Paul’s tongue and informed Paul’s he was now the trailer. Carl enjoyed Towing the trailer.

by Top trucker April 30, 2019