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disposable plastic adult toliets

Quite simple really...this is a product like Depends, Attends, etc. -- any product designed to absorb micturition (piss), defecation (shit) and sometimes even menstrual discharge.

They're called, "disposable plastic adult toliets because they have but one purpose: an adult pisses, shits, and occasionally has her period (or he cums in one) when using them, they're made chiefly out plastic, and you hold your nose when you're gingerly carrying the fucking yucky, wet, heavy dripping bloody thing to the lidded wastepaperbasket or diaper pale for disposal.
Hey Linda, do you know where you moved the disposable plastic adult toliets to? I think I just cummed mine and I really need to change it!
by Telephony August 28, 2014
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.
"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"
by P. Dub December 29, 2006
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pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
by Telephony June 15, 2014
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Toliet Denver

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.
Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.
by Telephony June 29, 2015
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Tolietty Money

What you might call the rock legend, "Johnny Cash"

John is another name for a toliet, and cash is another name for money.
We're going to see Tolietty Money perform at the Gorge Amphitheatre this evening. Wanna join us?
by Telephony May 14, 2015
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towlie

How an idiot spells towelie
Towelie gets high, but not high enough to spell his name "towlie".
by Michael Breese November 13, 2003
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