tomato

A 1920's flapper word for a dumb, silly, or stupid girl

I went out with betty last night and she is a tomato.

by Amy90 October 5, 2005

tomato

The fruit that is often mistaken for a vegetable. Red in colour and fleshy within, but beware of the pips!

Has ye ever heard of the tomato?

by Svelter July 11, 2006

Tomato

(noun)
/təˈmādō/

Someone who is both LGBT (a fruit) and disabled (a vegetable)

Did you see that float at the Pride Parade full of Tomatoes?

by Joseph Madder May 23, 2019

Tomato

Literally a tomato. Red and juicy. I have no idea why you would look it up. Dumb cunt.

“Hey I wonder what tomato is in the urban dictionary.
“Oh”

by Ye olde cunt July 16, 2019

tomato

red asf

one time i was f*cking this girl and i put it in so far she turned into a tomato

by Pimp_daddy_05 February 23, 2021

tomato

An infection going around on discord.

A status message: DM me the word Tomato.
B: I have no idea what this is about but TOMATO
A: You have been infected. Now change your status to 'DM me the word "Tomato"'. The infection shall spread silently. The only rule is to not spoil the game for others by telling people what saying tomato does.
B: OH NOES
B: btw I am totally spoiling this game

by nyrelnite September 5, 2021

Tomato

Someone who 'left islam', but in reality they're usually a Hindu or Christian larper.

They mainly reside in r/exmuslim, the complete contrast of r/exmuslim is r/extomatoes, a subreddit dedicated to joke about the idiots of r/exmuslim, extomato translates to ex-exmuslim.

Warning: never visit any subreddit without wearing protection (especially r/exmuslim)!

Person 1: Tomato.

Person 2 (a tomato): Mo was a pedo, (says even more bad things to insult islam), and your arguement is therefore bust.

Person 1: tomato

by Bigbraintime January 2, 2022