TOFT

A really really nice rack. Literally means "Totally Outrageous Fucking Titties." Also can mean something that is incredible or unbelieveable.

Dude, you have a TOFT at your 8 'o clock

Today was Toft. I got that girl's number and had a winning lottery ticket.

by dubbzzz February 3, 2010

tofting

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."

by geirb March 29, 2008

TOFT

Noun: A girl who is not good looking enough to be hot in her own right, but that one is willing to sleep with in a desperate situation or a situation where their friend may sleep with a hot chick. Toft is an acronym which stands for Take One For the Team.

A: Bro check out those broads over there!
B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts.

C: So what happened last night brother?
D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft...
C: Ouch!

by Chimichanga13 August 30, 2010

Mary Toft

To pull a prank with extraordinary dedication. Named after Mary Toft, who stuck rabbit parts up her vagina and convinced English royal surgeons that she was giving birth to half-rabbits.

A dedicated prank is a dedicated prank, but it takes a real Mary Toft to stick rabbit parts up your vagina.

See: Mary_Toft on Wikipedia

by rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit October 8, 2010

tootdibbit

a small fart when stuck in a hole

by fukincow June 23, 2003

TOFTI

Too Old For The Internet - Someone that is unable to keep up with the speed of memes.

Jesus, my dad is such a TOFTI he's still trying to rickroll people like it's 2007 and he doesn't even know to disguise the url.

by edydantes November 12, 2010

toftt

To allow the team to pleasure themselves at your expense. Usually a homosexual encounter. Many men would enjoy themselves due to the sacrifice of one man.

It was some poor Bubba's turn to Take One for the TeaM (TOFTT), so each player took turns with him in the locker room, starting with the offense and then the defense.

by bigdog0311 September 28, 2011