dick stuck in toaster

When directions are not clear and one gets Dick stuck in a toaster

Looked at back of hot pocket box for instructions for how to cook. Instructions were unclear and I ended up getting my dick stuck in toaster

by pleblurd6969 February 28, 2016

boot-licking toady

1. Someone with an excessive, pathetic allegience to an organization or person, usually a boss. A boot-licking toady will unflinchingly cater to his master's every wish irrespective of propriety, other people's feelings, or even ethics. Having little or no identity of his own, he will emulate his master in almost every aspect, from appearance to speech and mannerisms.

2. A bobbleheaded sycophant.

3. A mini-me brownnoser.

All those years of ass-kissing paid off. Bob, that boot-licking toady, just got promoted over more qualified and talented people.

by Lex Dude January 13, 2011

Desert Toad

That mate that has to drip dry after a shower, so as to absorb a maximum quantity of water.

Matts been in the shower for ages, the fucking desert toad!

by RudePill April 23, 2017

Toast/Envelope Method

An incredibly successful and completely legitimate way to ensure a Female is attracted to you.

The first step is relatively easy. Put a two slices of Toast in an envelope with the female's name on it.

Step two requires patience; requiring a 48 hour period of zero contact until the female gives back the envelope. Do not open the envelope again until you're in a secure environment.

If step two was performed successfully, the envelope should now contain nude pics of your target.

Step three requires speaking to her alone using a secret code:

If you ask: "Is the peanut butter in the potato?" and she answers with: "No it is in the apple sauce.", then the Toast/Envelope Method was performed successfully and you can continue your courtship on your own terms.
Alternatively, if you are kicked in the testicles upon uttering the code, it is safe to say she is not interested.

I met my last 20 lady friends utilizing the Toast/Envelope Method. It's outrageously successful!

by Seraph094 August 9, 2012

all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.

Mario: "You know what they say, all toasters toast toast!"

by KekGuy November 16, 2017

tar toast

Tar on toast. It was made poplular by The Whitest Kids U Know, a television series.

I almost died cuz I ate that tar toast you gave me!

or

Why were you walking around at a party with tar toast on a platter?!?!?

by HackBennys June 10, 2009

firmly toasted

To Smoke weed to the point where your soo high, You start saying random ish, or just sit there staring into space.

"The twins and I went over to Marks house and got firmly toasted on the couch."

by Dblack Saturn February 3, 2015