Shuffling

When you do too much meth and can't quit moving your feet around. That's what tweakers do.
Lydia: Jacob is shuffling again. Does his sexy ass ever sleep?

Paizley: Every day he's shuffling
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Shuffle

Term used to describe a group of zombies.
Grab your shotguns there is a shuffle of zombies headed this way!!
by Codeq August 11, 2012
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shuffle

A group of nerds. Like a murder of crows of a gaggle of geese.
There was a shuffle of nerds waiting for the computer store to open.
by Steven De Costa September 17, 2006
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Shuffle

The time of your parents life when they believe you should start taking things that you want out of their house before they are dead.
Todd, you need to start preparing for the "Shuffle".
by Todd Williams December 24, 2011
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shuffling

shuffling is a new dance craze, when people shuffle it looks cool and refreshing and gives a damn good workout when done for extended periods, many people often but shuffling down describing the people doing it as try hard's or wanna be's, however keep in mind that these people are often sitting on the couch at home alone drinking beer and eating junk food!
shuffling involves alot of feet movement back and forth and robot like actions, an experienced shuffler will even perform break dancing during a shuffle.
by britney5996 October 26, 2011
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Shuffling

Shuffling is described by some as "dancing", when in fact, it as actually when you drag your feet along the floor instead of walking.
The so-called "dance" is when the "dancer" jerks bits of their body around in an awkward-looking fashion, that sort of looks like a cross between poor attempts at the robot, the moonwalk and miming all at once.

It basically makes the person look like a complete idiot, try-hard and wannabe. It is for people who know they can't dance properly, or who are just too ashamed of themselves to dance like a normal person.
Shuffling is NOT dancing. It is what you do when you want to look like an idiot and an amateur.
1)
"Oh my god! He's having an epileptic fit!"
"No, he's just shuffling"

2)
Normal person: "What the fuck are you doing?!"
Idiot: "Shuffling! It's this new dance craze. See how cool I look!"
Normal person: "No, you look like a complete ass!"
by imjustchillin May 18, 2011
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Shuffling

A dance performed by Huarache wearing wonnabe cunts. Shufflers are universally loathed by anyone who has ever been to an actual rave.

Shuffling is usually performed when accompanied by the latest chart house banger, despite the dance never ever matching the actual beat.
- "Look someone shuffling"

- "Oh how the crowd in this place has gone downhill recently"
by caarmyn October 1, 2014
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