TMFM

Take My Fucking Money

Thats a nice gun, TMFM.

by gingerbrdman February 22, 2017

TMFMs

TMFM is "Touch me Fuck me." Refers to a set of flashy stiletto high heel shoes worn by woman that gain the attention of eligible parties.

"Check out the TMFMs, I'm hitting on her tonight."

"I'm taking someone home tonight. Time to put on the TMFMs."

by NPole September 10, 2009

TMIF

A TMIF is a friend who won't shut up and tells TMI/too much information all the time. Gossips about everything, even themself.

Pronounced TEE-miff.

*TMIF walks away*
Girl #1: Are you friends with her?
Girl #2: No way, she's such a friggin' TMIF. Last week she spent an hour telling me what douching was like!
Girl #1: Ew.

by bla bla la April 4, 2009

TMIF

Thank
Mom
It's
Friday

TMIF

by youhadme@Bacon January 4, 2019

tmifb

Too much information for boys: Like if your crush is around and you don't wanna tell you like him yet. Or if you are hanging out with boys and something that is real personal for a girl to know comes out.

Hey tmifb we can't give them any hints that I like him. Or , My period just came out oop tmifb.

by Savagebitxch October 26, 2020