tits

1:womens breasts
2:good, tight, cool, awesome, off the meat rack

1:yo man, u see da tits on that gurl?!
2:yo i just picked up that new game, shit is tits!

by G-FLO September 8, 2004

tits

Items which should be on any menu. May come with a side portion of face spanking.

"Two portions of tits please. Cheers luv."

by Willysd March 21, 2007

tits

protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes

other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers

UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers

FRANCE: Boules

SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

JAPAN: Chi-chis

CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis

ICELAND: Bublur

by Adam August 10, 2004

tits

two glands located on a woman's chest that carries milk glands to feed the children, and NIPPLES FOR GUYS TO SUCK ON. Usually round with a variety of sizes, colorations, and shapes. also good for licking, smacking, twisting, pulling, headbutting, eating off of, and biting/nibbling.

This bitch has nice round perfect ass tits.

by Soultronics September 10, 2003

tits

breasts. plain and simple (not really).

take your girlfriend to the frozen food section of a store. Watch the magic unfold on her tits!

Guy: Oh my god! Your tits!!
Woman: Uhhhh... I can explain?
Guy: no need to!
(fondling her tits)

by wakalakalover45 April 9, 2005

tits

An acronym for TWO IN THE SHIRT. Used covertly by perverts.

Kid in Church: "Yo father, that nun got some big tits!!!"

Priest: "Yes my child. That milf has TWO IN THE SHIRT"

by Ezekiel Calhoun November 30, 2010

Tits

Pacifiers for men and women. Something to look at when talking to a woman.

"hope she doesn't notice me looking at those fine tits"

by dan March 23, 2003