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1. a word used to describe a female who may be defined by health charts as "overweight," but still attracts mad guys because the weight is in the right places (hips, buttocks, and breasts) a female with too much weight in the wrong places (like a huge gut stomach, or double/triple chins) would just be considered fat
2. a word used to describe someone who is dumb or slow-witted, as in "thick skull," meaning information has a hard time getting through to their brain
1. wow, that woman is thick, i want to freak her!
2. why are you pushing the door when it says pull, you're thick!
thick by Vee Dizzle October 2, 2007
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derogatory adjective, means not very bright (borderline to stupid)
Mary is a bit thick, she's not very smart, she couldn't get her thong on right.There are three holes and she always got one of the 2 WRONG ones around her waist.
thick by Jake January 30, 2004

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A female or even a male who has a very nice curvy shape. Or a nice way of some mean person saying someone is fat without offending them. More than likely it is a girl who has nicely sized hips, thighs, legs, breasts, and booty. But what the misunderstanding is that they have all these things and a small waist... that's not always the case. Someone can be a size 16 and be thick while another person can be that size and be fat. It mostly depends on a girl's height. Get That Right, A'ight?!!
-When a person is overweight and uncomfortable about their size, someone might say "You not fat u thick."
-Queen Latifah doesn't have a small waist, but she is not fat... she's THICK!!! :)

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she's superfine, yes - but thick as a brick
thick by Anonymous March 4, 2002

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A Person Is Dumb, Stupid Or Does Not Understand Something Simple
You Are Thick!
Thick by Cjam September 11, 2012

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a) Substantive, has depth

b) High Viscosity

c) Stupid
a) The think timbers supported the weight of the truck

b) The batter mixture was too thick to stir.

c) Sarah Palin is as thick as pig shit.
Thick by sociopath9 January 7, 2010

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stupid, unintelligent, daft. someone who is thick (ie. stupid) is called a thicko.
guy: *walks into lampost*
guys friend: ur thick. thicko!
Thick by taluulah-belle May 1, 2006
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