The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”
I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.
by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023
Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?
by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!
"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.
by TheRandomGuy_BD June 02, 2022
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