The World’s Funniest Joke™

The joke scientifically proven to be the most hilarious when said unexpectedly or used in a stand up comedy routine:
“I ate candlewax for breakfast and MAN did I poop out a big train.”

I can’t believe the little old lady next door just told me The World’s Funniest Joke™ when I went out to check the mail this morning.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023

Funniest shit i've ever seen

When a scientist transforms himself into a pickle and identifies as a pickle

Person1: And he turned himself into a pickle and now he wants to be called "Pickle Jerry" funniest shit I've ever seen
Person2: Have you started doing cocaine again?

by An_Asshole_With_A_Hat May 26, 2020

funniestness

thing which is jus soo funny....!!!!

that is the funniestness thing i have ever heard.

by patch123 September 10, 2006

this is the funniest shit ever im ngl

when the Boy, Q, tells a story about queen bee.

"how r u Q" "this is the funniest shit ever im ngl"

by The Boy Q November 14, 2023

funniest person around

A person that makes everyone burst out laughing. Their sense of humor will never be reached.

“Alex is so funny, he’s the funniest person around.“

by ali18874 October 21, 2023

funniest streamer alive

jack manifold. he is pog. subscribe to him on twitch with prime he lives primes. he is better than dream. he loves gogy. he is bald. he makes me smile and laugh. he is so funny.

“jack manifold is the funniest streamer alive”
“i agree bartholemwho”
“lets get to pe we r gonna be late”
“i fucking hate pe”
“me too”
“cant stop that jack manifold grind”

by Jackmanifoldstan May 15, 2022

The funniest prank known to man

Step 1) Acquire or build an atomic bomb
Step 2) Find a door
Step 3) Open the door a little
Step 4) Carefully place the bomb on top of the door
Step 5) Wait for someone to walk through the door
Step 6) TROLLED!

"I'm gonna pull the funniest prank known to man."
This quote was stated before the devastation of a small town in Utah.

by TheRandomGuy_BD June 1, 2022