take the rest of the day off

To abandon all other events in one's day in order to masturbate for hours.

(abbreviation for: Take The rest of the day off to J-off)

"Dom likes to take the rest of the day off."

Dialogue: "Where's Jimbo?"
"Oh, He's taking the rest of the day off."

by Anonymous..... October 28, 2005

August 1st the day of betrayal

The day of betrayal.
We will Not miss you moon and tubby

August 1st the day of betrayal.

by Karmussyy August 3, 2022

The Last Day of School

The best frikkin day of the entire school year; it symbolizes 3 months of freedom from idiot classmates, homework, and crackmonkey security guards.

Everybody can enjoy the last day of school, from little preschoolers to collegs students.

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

the 28th day of the month

It's a minayeon day or unlubog day.

Yeah! Today's the 28th day of the month! Lubog say no more!

by Tragic Nation January 28, 2021

The First Day of School

A day that symbolizes the upcoming 9 months of woe and endless toil that is school

I still think that it sucks more balls than Britney Spears, Ja Rule, and Marey Carey put together

by Evil Tim August 27, 2003

pinch and a punch for the first day of the month

An Australian tradition that happens at the beginning of every month. You are meant to pinch and punch someone. If you say no returns, they can't kick or flick you for being so slick.

A pinch and a punch for the first day of the month.

by GTrain88 April 24, 2015