Tesco, also know as "big man Tesco" or" roadman Tesco". Is a shop well known in england the meal deals are sexy af. best way to use it is to get a naked smoothie for 2.50 as part of a 3 pound meal deal. Personally, I go to sainsburys but at the end of the day you cant beat tesco
Person 1:"Hi sedmikraska I'm going to roadman tesco want anything?"
Person 2:"Oh wait for me I'm coming too I can't wait to go to big man tesco!"
Person 2:"Oh wait for me I'm coming too I can't wait to go to big man tesco!"
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Oh sweet aqua vitae!
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Britain's cheapest vodka brand, only available in Tesco stores.
It has become the staple alcoholic beverage of students and tramps across the United Kingdom, usually mixed with equally low budget soft drinks.
When exposed to freshers this beverage, above all others, has been proven to result in events of great hilarity and/or death.
Many theories surrounding the actual ingredients of this mythical elixir exist, it is most probably fermented primarily from the alcohol soaked clothing of dead Irish men - giving it that slight after taste of Guinness... and corpse.
Adam: "Have you seen Xander recently?"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
Ben: "Aye, last night, he'll be out of it for a while though - he downed a bottle of Tesco Value Vodka"
Adam: "Oh S###! What happened?"
Ben: "He got naked and spent the entire evening singing Burlington Burtie then tried to burn down Kings"
by Freols May 18, 2009
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friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
friend : he must have a 2 bar tesco connection then.
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Fuck roast beef lol
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