APC Physics AP Tests

College Board split up APC Physics into two tests. You would think that they made each section half as easy.

Apparently not. These two tests are still the hardest tests in all of high school; now, however, you have to pay twice to get raped twice.

A: "How did you do on the APC Physics AP Tests?"
B: "Which section?"
A: "Mechanics?"
B: "I was raped."
A: "Then how did you do on the electricity and magnetism section?"
B: "I was raped even harder."

by KobeDragon December 17, 2010

slap my pop tarts

The act of specifically kicking someone's left thigh under the dinner table while there is a midget present.

Did you slap my pop tarts earlier?

by Ya boi JD January 31, 2020

On first name terms with Mr Tumnus

adj. Descriptive of an uphill gardener who's so far in the closet he's found Narnia, taken out a mortgage there and spends his days fraternising with the local populace.

"I don't care if he was married to the bird off Dawson's Creek, that Tom Cruise is so far in the closet he's on first name terms with Mr Tumnus".

by SpunkyMcGiblets June 20, 2014

terps

Short for terpenes, which is found in the oily residue of plants, most notably the cannabis plant. It provides the unique smell and taste to each strain of marijuana; such as limonene and humulene found in the potent Sour Diesel.

The terps in this Sour Diesel smell spicy like gasoline but taste deliciously citrus.

by tastyterps August 16, 2017

teresa maria

The most amazing girl you will ever find her brain and body are beautiful. Teresa Maria is the combination of classy with sassy, so don't get on her bad side. People with that name love with passion, and would do anything for there lovers. They are kind sweet and sincere nut don't get on there bad side because they would make you wish you were in hell.

Teresa Maria that girl is the bomb.com

Teresa Maria that's your girls name... Lucky you have a keeper.

by Happily ever after you :) June 12, 2016

teresi mindset

The mindset of abstaining from the use of drugs and alcohol in order to increase athletic performance and to stay pure in the eyes of God.

James: Hey man have a beer
Marcus: Fuck no bro, I don't roll like that
James: The fuck dude, what's the problem
Marcus: I got a teresi mindset, now get that shit the fuck out of my face

by teresimindset June 6, 2018

Terms and conditions

That big wall of text that you somehow agree with but never read.

Website: do you agree to the Terms and conditions?
user: Yes.
Website: Downloading loli hentai

by assaholic bitch September 25, 2019