tenshu

Tenshu, a World of Warcraft player... Likes to spam and fuck your mother in the ass while fighting a pirate with a pegged leg and a dildo hand

Tenshu fucked your mom and then spammed the WoW boards

by Makestro March 30, 2005

Liquid Tension Experiment

1. Two side projects by three of 5 Dream Theater band members. The band Members are: John Petrucci (Guitar), Mike Portnoy (Drums), Jordan Rudess(Keyboard), and Tony Levin (Bass). Two

2. A total kick ass band that has the best musicians put together.

Did you get the Liquid Tension Experiment CD? It's so bad ass.

by Bill December 28, 2003

Tenshot

A word used predominately amongst the Squad, and gradually gravitating throughout the London area, to describe a blatant lie. The word originates from Tenshot Jones who is notorious for pitching massive tenshots. Jones coined the term by claiming that former Man Utd Striker Andy Cole, had the nickname "TenShot Cole" due to his strike rate of 10 shots per goal. Jones was adamant he was right but after stringent investigation no evidence was found of the nickname ever being used and the term was born.

Gav -Ids, did you know that the man who held the Guiness world record for "the most drugs to have ever been taken by a single human being" died today after being attacked by a pack of dogs he thought he saw?"
Ids - Gav, I cant believe your still pitching this bastard joke.. what a fucking tenshot.
Ben -"Massive ten. Sounding like bill"

by bigdogik October 21, 2010

tard fam tension

The tension that exists between all the tard fam members. This tension is very apparent when all the tard fam members are in the same setting. You will constantly see them taking jabs at each other and also trying to put the other ones down. The idea is similar to tard fam supremacy where each one wants to be the top dog which is why the tension exists in the first place. I don't know if the tension will ever subside but head butting that goes on is always hilarious to watch.

Mike Carlson: I'm projected to get a 30 on my ACT.
Norman "Nick": Stfu, you'll probably get like a 22.
Mike Carlson: I think you're just jealous that I'll get a higher score than you.
Norman "Nick": You're actually a dumbass, 22 is a best case for you.
Mike Carlson: Oh well, still higher than York.
Ray Naker: Damn, the tard fam tension is real

by TurnM3Up December 28, 2020

Shinra Tensei

A super-powerful move used by the Akatsuki member Pein (Nagato) that allows one to create a powerful blast that will push away anything. Pein uses it to completely destroy the leaf village, in addition to using it while fighting Kakashi, Choji, Jiraiya, Sage-Mode Naruto, and Kyuubi Naruto.

It can also be used in an everyday context to refer to someone getting completely destroyed.

Version 1: Pein used Shinra Tensei and completely fucked up the Leaf Village in Naruto.

Version 2: If you don't pay me back, I will go Shinra Tensei on your ass.

by KakaSensei June 12, 2011

sexual tension

the tension felt between two people who want to do something sexual together but hold back.

i so felt the sexual tension between you and rufio yesterday.

by erin May 4, 2004

porco Tensing [porco Tensing]

porco Tensing, is a meme exclamation, originated from the video "Pingu sottotitolato (di nuovo)" where a portion from a Pingu episode is subtitled in italian. Being Pingu language Gibberish the subtitles are obviously fake, and made funny
Porco means pig and it's often used in blasphemy. Tensing is the italian name for the Dragon Ball character Tenshinhan.

You broke a plate, porco Tensing porco Tensing!

by Dakota264 April 10, 2020