teletubbies

Imagine a freaky bear/gorilla/human hybrid. Imagine this freaky creature has elf ears, an antenna on its head and a TV set on its stomach. Now imagine four of them, all different colours and living in an astro-turf world eating happy-looking pancakes and drinking this weird liquid from a bowl, and having a robot vacuum cleaner that never has to be emptied clean up after them.

You have just imagined the Teletubbies.

Teletubbies doesn't teach kids anything!

teletubbies by Haruka Hoshino December 4, 2009

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teletubbies

five useless dancing furry shitheads, who may or may not have practiced homo-erotica.

<yellow tubby> hi purple tubby!
<purple tubby> I wondering if you'd lend me some money, yellow tubby?
<yellow tubby> oh, why?
<purple tubby> because its THIRRRRTEEEN DOLLARRRRRRRRS FOR A TELETUBBIE DILLLLLLLDOOOOOO

teletubbies by miguel sanchez March 30, 2003

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Teletubbies

1. An inhumane form of punishment for kids used in the 90s

2. A gay form of entertainment for kids used in the 2000s

see also Barney Boohbah Mutant Ninja Turtles Care Bears

1. Go watch the Teletubbies! but mom!

2. You get to watch Teletubbies! YAY!

Teletubbies by Correction_Fluid December 17, 2009

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teletubbies

4 unspecified beasts created by some person fucked up on LSD, there are 2 male telitubbies Tiny-Winky and La-la and 2 female Po and Dipsy, often accompanied by a vacuum cleaner with a pathetic drug induced name and a sun with a babys face. if your not a baby then youve gotta be a regular pothead and/or acidhead to watch yet alone understand this show

JEFF: dude, ive been dropping acis at riverbank - Might watch some teletubbies
BRIAN: wait dude, your like 21 years old, why watch the teletubbies?
JEFF: Cos im fucked out on acid and its the only show i understand.

teletubbies by Brother Number One July 4, 2005