tardis

A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.

Uh oh, we're going to miss our deadline, everyone in the Tardis. Boss, you stay here.

by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005

tardiness

n. Used to express:
1) Degree of retardedness
2) Degree of lateness

1) "Your tardiness is unbelievable!"
2) "Explain your tardiness!"

by spronkey November 30, 2003

Tardy

When you’re tardy for class, because of you don’t know the buss lines too well here yet. Because of men hitting on you and distracting you, the police,
people asking you for directions and you don’t want them to get lost and I had to eat something for our people, oh also phones, need charging.

I was tardy to class, ah

by anonymous June 14, 2018

tardy

A word to describe something or someone that is lame. Originates from the word tardy to describe unpunctual but is now a HIGHLY POPULAR alternative to the somewhat overused 'lame'

George was really tardy today

by Dobby Fan #1 April 17, 2009

Tardie

When a tard person calls someone else a tard, they say tardie instead of tard.

Person 1: Bruh stop dude not funny
Person 2: STOP BEING SUCH A TARDIE
Person 1: k tard.

by Kicky On Tippy March 25, 2021

tardie

An adjective that describes a person or his actions being retarded.

"Gawd, how did your dad not know what an emo is?! He's tardie."

by JDay Fudge June 16, 2009

tardis

An Irish road worker's workload description in the dimensions of time and space.

Example: I tardis today and I tardis tomorrow.

by Peter Glum September 21, 2007