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T.W.I

She walked by asking me “Are you Nas?”
“Why?”
“If you was I’d be so T.W.I”
What’s that?”
“Totally With It. T.W.I”
by NoNamer May 24, 2008
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T.W.'d

Also referred to as Tiger Wooded. It's when your wife beats the shit out of you with golf clubs for cheating on her.

can also be used to describe when a girl that weighs less then 100 pounds beats you're ass for the world to see
Jim: Damn man what happend to Chuck

Sean: He got T.W.'d when his wife found out he was cheating on her
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Matt: dude did you watch the news last night?

Evan: when the news caster got his ass kicked by his wife?

Matt: Yeah, he got T.W.'d
by seanbatch December 8, 2009
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T.W.I

twister while inebriated, othewise known as the act of playing twister under the influence of alcohol.
Hey dude, lets T.W.I tongight!
by Lisa and Amy November 7, 2008
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T.W.A.T.

An acronym for a drink popular in Stromness, Orkney, particulary around the Sunnybank area. It consists of Tea, Whisky And Tequila, which make up the letters in the word.
Specifically, it is tea without milk, with roughly 4 parts tea to 1 part whisky, with the tequila added a little later.
Best taken as a restorative elixer, somewhere in the early hours of the morning, as an antidote to the several tequilas already consumed.
How about a seat on the couch next to me? I could make you a T.W.A.T.?

Katie, would you like a nightcap? I'm having a T.W.A.T.?
by physiokitten September 7, 2010
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T.W.D.

short for "texting while driving".
The Police reports stated that the deceased who caused athe fatal five car accident was at fault due to the driver was T.W.D.ing while driving.
by BruinKiller3469 September 1, 2009
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T.W.I.

(Texting While Intoxicated) - Texting people stuff you wouldn't normally text while under the influence.
Hey did you text me at 3am to go to your house?

Oh yea.... sorry, I was T.W.I.
by JSaintzzz May 7, 2011
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T.W.I.T

Acronym for trophy wife in training.
a trophy wife is someone who marries into money , doesn’t work, and is often shown off by their husbands. There are often times affairs involved in being a trophy wife.

a Trophy Wife in Training is the offspring, generally the daughter following in the mother’s footsteps.
“Madalyn is such a twit (T.W.I.T); she is going to be just like her mother when she grows up... going after all the rich boys, going to that costly private school
by tay.smi January 3, 2019
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