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T.W.M.F.T.

(toom foot) Acronym for the phrase; Total Waste of My Fucking Time.
That meeting was a T.W.M.F.T.
by Rastus McGee May 8, 2018
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T.I.M.F

Titties In My Face.... Famous words which were first uddered After a Visit to club 6144 and a long drunken night at the strip club. When ever you go to a strip club and you recieve a "Titty Hug" you are obligated to scream " Titties In My Face" as loud and as obnoxious as humanly possible, to ensure that everyone around you Knows that there are tits in your face.
We Went to the tit bar and got T.I.M.F.
by Chris Rado April 19, 2007
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F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P

fuck me till my legs numb and you cum in my pussy
F.M.T.M.L.N.A.Y.C.I.M.P all night long
by symptomsarekey December 23, 2021
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T.P.M.F.B.

Acronym for - Tongue punch my fart box.

Used as an instant argument finisher.

Also, used by people that are too lazy to learn a foreign language, but want to insult someone without them knowing.
I'm sorry Mr. Grant, you didn't get the promotion I promised you." Mr. Grant - "It's fine Mr. CFO, I didn't deserve it...... also, you can T.P.M.F.B.
by Pezuss July 24, 2011
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I.W.Y.T.L.M.F

( I.W.Y.T.L.M.F ) is a cute and short way of saying, "I Want You To Love Me Forever" Saying this to your boyfriend or girlfriend can mean alot and make their day.
Boyfriend: I.W.Y.T.L.M.F baby I promise..
Girlfriend: awwww, that's cute.. i hope you'll love me forever too.
by Urmomisamazing October 11, 2021
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T.I.M.F.

acronym for Titties In My Face!

an expression one might exclaim in a strip club
-omg i got titties in my face! (I got T.I.M.F)

-dude, how was your friday night?

-it was AWESOME man, i got T.I.M.F.
by TimBobDouche August 3, 2009
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T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.
Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*
by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008
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