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Tsari

Tsari‘s are people who are just cuties all around. They have a very people pleasing side, this also means that they almost can‘t make any decisions themselves.
Tsari‘s usually are social, friendly, open-minded and very handsome. Their style is rather cool and awesome.
All that makes them seem perfect.
Sorry to disappoint you, but there‘s noone called perfect. So in some ways also Tsari‘s have got their annoying sides.
Which leads me to their stubbornness. Having a discussion with a Tsari is just a very big pain in the ass and basically impossible. So very much rather don‘t do it.

Treat them with kindness, because Tsari’s literally overthink everything. They will make you feel comfortable in their surrounding, so do that for them too.
Thank you Tsari, this is very kind of you!
by ananasbanane September 3, 2021
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dzhokhar tsarnaev

SUSPECT of the Boston Bombings.
INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY <--- a phrase that a lot of idiots don't seem to be able to grasp.
Ran because he WITNESSED HIS BROTHER'S MURDER, ALSO WOULDNT YOU RUN WITH ALL THOSE FEDS CHASING YOU WITH GUNS?!
Currently being negatively judged by a load of idiots who decide to eat the media's shit instead of researching the facts of the case, and is most likely, being framed for a crime he and his brother did not commit. A nice boy, who had his whole future ahead of him.
Don't judge until you've researched the facts and the evidence. Or go sit in a corner and be an ignorant arse, your choice.
me: i dont think dzhokhar tsarnaev and his brother tamerlan committed the boston bombings
others: oh but cnn said theY DID.....you mUST BE terroRIST SYMPATHIZER....omg he muslim he russian he foREIGN HE MUST HAVE DONE IT
me: stfu go sit in a corner and check yourself
by chapplebapple May 2, 2013
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Tsar Bomba

The Russian version of the Jägerbomb. An energy drink (monster, etc) is emptied into a tumbler, a shot of Vodka is then dropped into the tumbler (from as high as possible to mirror the 50 Megaton beast dropped by the Ruskies). The heart attack inducing elixir is then downed. Enjoy.
Me and the bois are gonna go smash some Tsar Bomba's at the pub.
by chad27 January 7, 2020
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Tsar Nikolas the II

yo dude, at least I didn't Tsar Nikolas the II
by OWEwr April 20, 2018
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Tsar Bomb

An alcoholic drink made by taking 1 shot of vodka, mixing with some mixer(cranberry, sprite, OJ, and one shot of Diesel(grain alcohol). you drop the shot of diesel into the drink and chug it, sake bomb style.

The drop is meant to symbolize the dropping of the infamous Russian made Tsar Bomb, the largest, most powerful nuclear weapon ever detonated.
We got some diesel and poured a shockwave of Tsar Bombs. Three in 15 minutes is the truth!!
by BobbyHaut March 2, 2008
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Tsarist Russia

What Russia was before it became socialist. It was ruled by a supreme king, or a Tsar.
"I'm doing a project about Tsarist Russia"

"Russia used to not be communist?"
by Russian Nyan Cat October 6, 2016
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Tsarkoish

When you simp so hard for a girl you'd let her fuck you with a strap-on despite being straight but even that is impossible for you because you already made her so uncomfortable with your "smooth talking" that she would rather walk on burning hot charcoal to escape from you than to listen to you for 5 more minutes.
- "Bro, I think Angie is super into me"
- "No way dude, she thinks you are Tsarkoish"
by MaybeAFox December 23, 2021
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