Peice of shit city 60 miles west of rochester, crappy looking, good NCAA team, billboard that says "welcome to ondaga county, home of Basketball, Rapists, murderers, and general retards." Have a crappy lake that only 2 people ever swim in, because food lion dumps all their chemicals in it, old middle class houses full of black people who think they are ghetto,next to 60 year old factories and BJ's and Target Warehouses.The Mall is the high point of Syracuse social life. It has the only big movie complex, after all. Other than the mall, there is several downtown dance clubs where no one dances, some Irish pubs, maybe two live music venues, one coffeehouse, and the usual quotient of dim bars where middle aged men drink in the early afternoon. right next to the Ny state fairground is a huge chemical plant/factory that looks 100 years old. City that is crap to anyone over 13. Avoid at all costs.
by Ian1362 October 5, 2005

Person 1: I'm from Syracuse!
Person 2: No, it's Canada!
Person 1: That's Buffalo!
Person 2: No, Syracuse is also part of Canada.
Person 2: No, it's Canada!
Person 1: That's Buffalo!
Person 2: No, Syracuse is also part of Canada.
by candianbordercontrol November 7, 2012

by Steph January 28, 2004

Otherwise known as Sewerpukes, it is a wonderful union of dumpster and sewer, but it's better than Buffalo.
by Anita Kunttawash September 19, 2003

by me March 22, 2004

The crappiets city in upstate new york. Rochester and Buffalo are both better. Syracuse doesn't have the advantage of the scenery and recreation of being on one of the great lakes like the other two are, yet gets EVEN more snow than them.
The New York State Fair is in Syracuse.
by finaticguy120 July 17, 2005

A place where no one wants to go to school or live. If you find yourself there, you watch terrible football in old facilities, were recruited by MAC level schools, and had little to no options outside of a community school- maybe. You are likely a Jew.
Getting booted from the AAU is their dubious claim to fame.
Getting booted from the AAU is their dubious claim to fame.
by Dasman August 3, 2012
