slizzed

to be intoxicated

Boot tut, that bottle of wine got you slizzed!

by Jenn March 18, 2004

swizzled

The act of getting as intoxicated as physically possible off alcohol, weed, pills, or any combination of the 3. Most likely for a special occasion such as a friend in town, wedding, or just for the fuck of it.

Yo im getting swizzled at the game tonight, fuck if we lose.

by hotsauce910 March 30, 2011

Slizzed

The act of being tired and sucking off the crucifix at the same time. You'll get a sponsor by Uncle Toby's making a new biscuit called "Its just a prank bro!" the content of these biscuits are 90% melatonin and 10% mercury giving you that slizzed feeling.

Ali: I got slizzed last night

ur mum : Wow how did the cookies taste?

Ali: yeah, average

by TheOneAndOnlyDude111 February 15, 2021

Swizze

(“Pass me the weed”) or (“Pass me the nic/nicotine”)

yo can you pass me the Swizze

by Lucas_O September 19, 2023

Skizzed

stoned and or drunk

woah, I'm totally skizzed right now.

by Meredith February 8, 2004

Swizzled

To be owned/humiliated and usually decimated.

That kid just got swizzled!

by Joe April 12, 2005

slizzed

When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.

Oh shit, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!

Im getting hella slizzed tonight!

did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?

by slizza May 13, 2009