jailbait and switch

A cougar dressed in a schoolgirl outfit

My friend thought he was hooking up with a tight little chick, but turned out to be a hag pulling a jailbait and switch.

by Mrs Plow December 1, 2010

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.

"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"

by tuck_frump February 22, 2020

switch on me

when you are in a relationship/friendship and all of a sudden they turn against you and ditch you for other people

we were so close and they decided to switch on me

by RoyWoods May 27, 2017

Detroit Switcheroo

When performing the Cincinnati Switcheroo gives you an STD from the girl your roommate did.

God dammit, I tried the Cincinnati Switcheroo on a girl at a party and got Herpes. Guess I got Detroit Switcherooed.

by queenofthesadlonelyfattwinks June 29, 2017

Switch and Smash

Similar to the popularly used term Netflix and chill, it is when two people have intercourse after playing the Nintendo Switch®.

Bennis: Hey down to play some Splatoon 2®
Joy: Switch and smash?
Bennis: oh yes I can't wait to ink all over you like an inkling ;)
Joy: count on it

by SimeonTG June 29, 2017

Mississauga Switch

A fraternity initiation in which four young men stand in a circle facing counterclockwise with their pants around their ankles and stick their right thumbs up the ass of the person in front of them and suck on their left thumb. They then march in a circle while some cheesy music like the song they used to torture Daryl on The Walking Dead plays, until someone shouts "switch" at which point they switch directions and thumbs. Rinse and repeat.

I was pledging for Chi Phi and they made us pull the Mississauga Switch for an hour. I'll never listen to EASY STREET again. Chi Phi eats too much corn...

by Mjolnir12982 April 2, 2017

Switch Remix

Originated circa 2006-2007. A remix by Switch, the UK-based DJ, songwriter, sound engineer and record producer (Famous for his track "A Bit Patchy"). Any remix produced by Switch is inevitably better than the original track thanks to his God like powers.

"Nah, that version is awful. I prefer the Switch Remix."

"This Switch Remix is bangin'."

by asdftrewq January 19, 2010