swiftopedia

A person who not only claims to know everything, but is also very fast to stand up and tell you everything about it. This is the kind of person that butts into every conversation to give their unwarranted two cents.

We need to be quiet or else the swiftopedia over there will jump in. You know him, if he catches wind, he will muscle in

by FlowerMan21 December 19, 2010

Swifter

A gamer who plays Rainbow six seige and loves to play video games all the time also is a Mexican who Has bad connection identified as a Tachanka turret

Why is he such a swifter

by Savage Sweat September 8, 2017

Swifter Wet Jet

when a guy nuts and slings his dick everywhere so his nut gets evereywhere.

"Yo man can you give me the Swifter wet jet?"

by Daddy's Castle February 15, 2020

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Swifter

Someone who forms their political opinion from the ideas of ignorant celebrities

Taylor and the Swifter gang specialize in the US Postal Service

by Vancouverceo September 11, 2020

Swiftery

Writing a song about your ex, like Taylor Swift with Harry Styles or John Mayer. But it has to be subtle and you can never reveal it to anyone, you have to be secretive about it. You have to include special dates, for example, from the song "Out of the Woods" by Taylor Swift: Remember when you hit the brakes too soon, Twenty stitches in a hospital room and important objects: "Two paper airplanes flying, flying, flying"

"The song is of the Swiftery genre."

by lil sweetpeep October 28, 2020

Swifferoodo

The biggest account on twitter powerpuff gang can't relate

We love Swifferoodo

Swifferoodo is my bestie
Big acc is Swifferoodo

by I'm not Swifferoodo April 19, 2021