swiffered

To have posts or threads deleted on a food (FTV) message board.

Those bastards just deleted the thread on "Where can I get Rachael's knife?"

by Cookingood April 2, 2004

Swiffer Wet Jett

When a man and woman both ejaculate onto a sheet, mixed with sweat and other bodily fluids after sex, and the woman wrings it out on the man.

“Man after I fucked her last night, the bitch gave me a Swiffer Wet Jett.”

by Daddy169 March 8, 2018

Swiffle

A cruel word for someone who like cleaning.

“Your such a Swiffle, Martha.”

by Illicit_Orange_666 November 28, 2021

swifferphobia

A fear/disliking of Taylor Swift fans, known as swifties. Symptoms range from headaches, severe migraines, eye ache or ear ache when coming into contact with swifties (online or in-person). The fear can be so great, you may even have hallucinations or nightmares of these ‘people’.

Person 1: I just got tickets to a Taylor Swift concert, want to come?
Person 2: I can’t come, there will be swifties there and I suffer from swifferphobia.

by Alexa Bee June 19, 2022

swiffer

-a homosexual person
-something you clean your floor with

That guy is such a swiffer. I need a new swiffer, mine is broken.

by crystalini March 2, 2009

swiffer

Something that sounds dirty but isn't.

I like to swiffer on a daily basis.

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004

Dirty Swiffer

the act of using a feather or feather duster to pleasure another person's anus after they've evacuated their bowels, hence the 'dirty'.

"even if he thought it was kinda nasty, he did like getting a Dirty Swiffer after taking a dump"

by adamkadmon May 12, 2009