SWEETS GOON
A sweets goon is generally anorexic due to the high intake of budget cola and low grade confectionary. A sweets goon generally appears much older than in reality due to stress of wanting sweets 24/7. Sweets goons generally avoid schools because hanging around offering crap bon-bons or mishaped chocolate bars is a bad look. It is not uncommon to see a sweets goon being ejected from premises for apparent drug abuse whilst screaming "its only a sherbet dib dab!!" . Sweets goons generally have terrible fashion sense and dress like bertie bassett on heroin. Sweets goons often resort to petty squabbling over the last werthers original or begging for a pound coin to get 3 packets of buzz.
SWEETS GOON by IVOR BIGCOCK December 14, 2014
sweets person
A person who enjoys eating dessert or sweet treats, more than the average amount; he or she has to order dessert after every meal; if offered a dessert or sweet, he or she will enthusiastically accept
sweets person by lowbow October 16, 2013
ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?
This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"
The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*
ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets? by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020
Nonce Sweets
When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.
Nonce Sweets by Mr.GS March 27, 2019
Make-a that sweets
Make-a that sweets by Fandank January 5, 2020
Swisher Sweets
Cheap cigars that most people use to roll blunts with. Very easy to split and dump out the tobacco to replace with weed. Popular among rappers.
Lets cop a swisher and flip a blunt
im out my mind,just blew a thousand swisher sweets
in my black and orange charger,call it trick or treat - young jeezy
im out my mind,just blew a thousand swisher sweets
in my black and orange charger,call it trick or treat - young jeezy
Swisher Sweets by Antron420 July 27, 2010
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