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Glaswegian Swashbuckle

The art of drawing an obscene amount of flem from your esophagus (or honking a loogie in colloquial terms), swashling it around your mouth like a fine Northern Portuguese drop of port then finally releasing said flem on an unsuspecting member of the public’s chest in true Glaswegian fashion.
Innocent bystander: Why Charles, i don’t know why I brought my pink Christian Dior Cannage stitched bag over my Louie Vuitton Canvas...

Person 2: Aye, why don’t you wear this instead ye posh cunt **spits a Glaswegian swashbuckle on her chest**

Innocent bystander: Oh the humanity.
by MigDaSlickest March 7, 2018
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Swanson's Angry Man Dinners

The seldom seen frozen dinner similar to Swanson's "Hungry Man" dinners for men who are not only hungry, but have anger management difficulties, as well.

It was introduced in an episode of The Simpsons "Hurricane Neddy" It was a sponsor of a case study involving Flanders and his anger as a child.
Swanson's Angry Man Dinners: Now with boneless Southern Fried Chicken!
by XdElIrIuM June 14, 2004
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swaeshy

“i just read a book, it had some implied swaeshy!”
did you see that? it was swaeshy he killed our animals again!”
by peni- September 6, 2020
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Shanshan

She is the kindest and most loveable person on the earth. Her humor is purest and so funny. It will make you laugh so much but she doesn't know that. She is all pretty and outgoing, easily strike a convo and make everyone happy. Her smile is so contagious. She tries to make everyone happy. She is beautiful too and her beauty dazzles everyone. She is a burst of sunshine to everyone's night. Most of all she is shameless.
No worries, at least this world have Shanshan and Namjoon!
by kikayyyyy January 31, 2021
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SWASH

acronym that stands for Secretly We Are Super Heroes
"Yo dude, did you see the news last night? There were some people thinking they were super heros on it or something?!"
"Yeah man, SWASH."
by Lemy November 27, 2012
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swash gobbling

A fetish which consists of the act of stuffing a girls vagina with bread like it’s a thanksgiving turkey.
Chris: Truth or Dare
Alexia: Truth
Chris: What’s the kinkiest thing you’re into?
Alexia: Swash Gobbling
by swash_gobbler69 February 20, 2019
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Ron Swanson

An absolute alpha, along with Chuck Norris, and Bob Ross.
You wanna know what an alpha is? Look over there, its Ron Swanson.
by if ya slurp, ya get tha herp February 24, 2020
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