swapnostics

Swapping out parts in the hope of diagnosing and repairing a vehicle.

Baz spent thousands of dollars on parts and it took all day only to find it was a poor earth. This is swapnostics at it's best.

by diagnosticspecialist May 21, 2019

spagnostic

One who does not believe in the true creator: The Flying Spaghetti Monster.

pastafarian: Gravity is only a theory!
nonbeliever: No it isn't!
pastafarian: You spagnostic! We are grounded because of intelligent falling; he pushes us down with his noodly appendages!

by Bertrand Russell December 29, 2008

Swagnetic Force

It is the attraction a human being has upon others when their swag is radiating at an unsuntaible rate.

I couln't help but stare at Anita due to her swagnetic force!!

by Yukin December 4, 2010

Shagnostic

When you're not sure whether to have sex with someone

I quite fancy that trixie bird, but I've heard she's got the clap, I want to shag her but I'm a bit frightened, I'm shagnostic

by Nigeatron June 8, 2020

swagtastical syndrome

Its when you get to the point where you have so much swag it turns into a serious problem and you're diagnosed with what is now called 'swagtastical syndrome'

"Yesterday I was told by a doctor that I had been diagnosed with Swagtastical Syndrome."

by Donte Johnson March 21, 2012

Slagnostic

Someone who isn't sure if there is a god, and happens to have sex with a lot of people.

Girl #1: I don't know, there could be a god, but I'd rather forget about it and just fuck everyone.

Girl #2: You are such a slagnostic!

by mkmetalhead August 22, 2012

Swagtastico

Originating from both swag and fantastico. Something having swag and also being fantastic.

Dang girl, that party was swagtastico.

by Swagy Mc' D January 24, 2014