ridding on that surfboard

It means a girl grinding on a guys dick

I was ridding on that surfboard last night.

by Dick hole March 19, 2014

Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Silver Surfer Surfboard

A level 5 sex move, in which the core concept is to ride your lady friend down the stairs. Below are what you need to know in order to complete the act:

Preparation-

Take your partner to the top of a staircase, and proceed into normal sexual procedures, with you positioned behind her. It is also recommended to use lubricant and have vaginal intercourse in order to maximize the ease of you pulling out your penis. When you are ready to proceed to the act itself, proceed to the steps below (pun intended…)

How to perform the Silver Surfer Surfboard-

• If her arms are under her, grab them and hold them to her back.

• Kick her legs out from under her, and simultaneously pull your penis out.

• Immediately after she assumes a position where she’s laying flat, step on her back with one foot.

• Immediately after the previous step, grab her arms and pull them towards you.

• Then, kick off with your other foot and then immediately move it onto her back as well.

• Finally, if you feel confident, you can let go of her arms mid-motion and stand up, you have just completed a silver surfer surfboard!

*Note, the larger your partner is, the larger her back is, meaning you will have more area to stand on. Therefore practitioners new to the act are recommended to utilize fat women as partners.

Aftermath-

Immediately call the nearest hospital and claim your partner fell down the stairs. If you don’t, your partner may not consider doing the act again, because she will be dead.

I just gave Margret a Silver Surfer Surfboard.

by Musty Musk Man October 9, 2023

On Beyonces' Surfboard

Another way of saying someone is completely hammered drunk, struggling to walk, speak, and it making completely no sense when they talk.

Typically used the morning after the party is over.

Ronald: "You were completely drunk last night."

Zach: "I wasn't that drunk!"

Ronald: "You were on Beyonces' surfboard!"

by RandZIdeas July 7, 2014

the surfboard

take a chick to the beach...wax up your surfboard and rail some hooker...right before your about to bust your hot sauce, slide her off the board and tell her to close her eyes for a nice suprise...pick up the surfboard and WHAMMO!!! crack right across the chest with it...then blow your load in her eyes...ben stein then runs on the beach and says "clear eyes...WOOOOOW!"

who the fuck cares...this is just hypothetical shit

by sal February 10, 2004

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

rusty surfboard

1. When a surfer has the runs/explosive diarrhea and is waiting for the next set (of waves) too far from the beach to make it to a bathroom and "let's it go" while sitting on his or her board

2. A sex act where two wangs or sex toys are simultaneously inserted into a butt at angles so they come together in a point past the sphincter and the two wieners or dildos outline the shape of the front of a surfboard

Brodie was super embarrassed when he went back out too soon after eating Indian food and ended up with a rusty (surf)board.

I heard you and your buddy ran a rusty surfboard on your girl the other day. She must be super chill.

by DerHoffMan June 16, 2016