digital underwear

Something you need to keep yourself safe from the online predators that will try to get you where the sun don’t shine.

I got my digital underwear on 24/7 man, I don’t trust those sleazy fukkas for a second.

by Dr Bunnygirl January 12, 2019

Underwear Anaconda

A large, thick penis.

Juan sure has an Underwear Anaconda in his pants!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

a poor waif in his underwear

people who blow their cover as Kremlin propagandists

He called him"a poor waif in his underwear", so he's definitely not a native English speaker

by saint-G July 28, 2023

Dirty Underwear Club

A worldwide underground club that has members who attempt to outdo one another for the most days and nights of wearing the same pair of underwear without washing them.

Late at night when we’re all by ourselves, we log onto the Dirty Underwear Club website with our reports of “another day in the same pair” until one of us pathetic loser dirtbags wins and then it’s a sleazy award that we can’t really show anyone because it’s so disgraceful and disgusting; but we are, in that moment, a winner.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 3, 2019

Underwears in the air

When someone is showing alot of attitude, it is appropriate to use the phrase , "THERE ARE UNDERWEARS FLYING EVERYWHERE IN THE AIR!!!"

GUY 1: Oh my GOD!!! YOU LOOK SO LIKE FUGLY EIEWWWW

GUY 2: OH MAN THERE ARE UNDERWEARS IN THE AIR!!!! I THINK A HOT PINK UNDERWEAR JUST GOT STUCK ON MY FACE

by T'Resa November 3, 2018

underwear pretzel

The twisted result of rolling your underwear off your ass, down your legs, and onto the floor. (Usually kicked off one foot toward hamper.) Not recommended for human consumption, however some dogs are known to savor the flavor.

You know its time to clean when there are underwear pretzels all over your bedroom floor!

by LN July 19, 2003

Underwear Kisses

A Navy buddy of mine, Don Armstrong (RIP buddy) had terrible hemorrhoids-- they would bleed and make perfect doll-sized kiss marks inside his underwear.

Don's Wife: "Don! You sick fuck! Did you pay a midget to wear lipstick and kiss your goddamn underwear?"
Don: "No honey... those are from my hemorrhoids."
Don's Wife: "... you mean this is actually... blood?"
Don: "It's best to think of them as Underwear Kisses."

by Professor Simon J. Futtbucker August 3, 2018