Sumonard

Sumonard- a Bernard who doesn't care about his health and eats 3 dinners every night

Please don't be a Sumonard.

by Cleancutter June 29, 2019

suboxowned

to abuse suboxone , often in conjunction with other drugs, to the point where one vomits, passess out, pissess on themselves,goes in to a coma, or at least a trance-like state such as being nailed to the couch or even being face down on concrete.

bro, last night i ate three suboxone and pounded 6 beers, fell off the dock, and broke my tail bone!

motherfucker you got suboxowned!

by whatsmynameagain April 24, 2009

sumo

Japanese martial art, now a national sport

Sumo wrestlers average 150kg with their light "pushes".

by Whale Watcher June 5, 2003

sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.

Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.

by Bob February 4, 2005

horizontal sumo wrestling

When two fat people have sex with(or make love to) each other.

When Jeff(a little scrawny sexually frustrated guy who likes to peek into other peoples' dorm rooms to look for and watch certain people having sex) snuck his eyes into one dorm room with the sounds of intense sexual activity emanating from it, he was all of a sudden scarred for life and lost his lunch when he saw two broke down Tri Delt bitches engaging in the act of horizontal sumo wrestling and giving each other Hot Karl.





Mark H. Urban Dictionary afficionado since February 2004.

by Mark H December 14, 2004

sumotuthwesafri

1)A drunken mule
2)Somewhere is southeastern mumboland
3)A JPOP eater
4)Anti pop-tart
5)A palm tree-shaped firework

"And then he was a stupid pickle and he packed his bags and headed to sumotuthwesafri"
"And then he subsequently burst into flame and became a sumotuthwesafri high in the upper stratosphere"
"He then pickle the pop-tart sumotuthwesafri deded with very yes pants"

by Miraron February 18, 2005

Sumona

The most sarcastic bitch alive. She could also be the reincarnation of the devil. Worst case, she's both.

"I feel like the sarcasm never stops."

Sumona: "Well done genius, you figured it out!"

by I am a joke July 23, 2019