shitcident

An incident in which shit hitting the fan is an immediate result.

wife walks in on husband cheating and calls off marriage. this would be a shitcident.

by dj ngar January 24, 2011

Shitcident

An incident involving shitting one's self.

"Man, I really have to shit."
"Better not bend down, you might have a shitcident."

by SleepingInTheUnderworld July 8, 2015

Shitcident

When you desperately have to take a shit, but despite squeezing your butt cheeks together as tight as possible, you just don't make it to the bathroom in time.

I had to crap so bad on my way home from work, I ran into a gas station, but ended up having a shitcident before I could even get my fucking pants down. How embarrassing!

by Midlife mayhem April 21, 2017

suicideniggahours

Related to sadniggahours but like its suicide nigga hours

Brian: Man I stayed up all night last night because it was suicideniggahours

by xtoniz June 10, 2019

Shincident

combination of the words shiny and incident where one is distracted by a shiny object for a short span of time.

I was just abo....sorry did you say something? I had a shincident.

by Flamewing March 7, 2008

Shitcident

Not neccesarily to shit one's self, a Shitcident is when you nearly make the toilet but you fling some shit from your ass as you sit and later have to clean it up.

I had someone waiting on me in the lobby but I had a shitcident when I got to the room and I had to make them wait an extra 5.

by Goat Gut May 27, 2008

Snaccident

Acquiring snacks without consent.

Credit ~ Kat Taylor-Ward

I went to the kitchen to get a drink and had a snaccident

by Epic_squidge May 7, 2021