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Suction Cup Syndrom

Suction Cup Sydrom, abbreviated SCS, is a disease that usually affects females (though it can occur in males as well) who 'suction' themselves to another person they are attracted to. This happens either after the SCS victim and their desired person have had sexual relations, or sometimes even after the SCS victim has been taken out by said person.

Symptoms of a person who has SCS include non-stop texting and calling after having sex or going on a date with you, even when they get no responce; excessive creeping on your facebook/myspace/twitter and evidence of that supported through their undeniably accurate knowledge of where you are and who you are with at nearly all times- sometimes even 'happening to be in the same place at the same time'; and if the person claims to be in love with or obsessed with you, or your girl/boyfriend, even when any of those feelings are not mutual in any way.

SCS is more frequent in the ages ranging from 16-25, but there have found to be exceptions.

If you or anyone you know may be suffering from SCS, its recommended that you contact a doctor for the possibility of psycological treatment. In less serious cases, a good slap in the face from a much more level-headed friend will suffice.
Day 1: Jane meets John.
Day 8: After talking for a while, Jane and John go out to dinner and movie. Jane and John bang.
Day 9: Jane texts John to thank him for good time. John doesn't reply.
Day 10: Jane again texts John to tell him that she wishes to see him again. Still no reply from John.
Day 11: Jane calls John. John doesn't pick up. Jane becomes angry.
Day 12: Jane calls John from blocked number. John picks up, says 'hello' and Jane hangs up. Jane repeats this process at least seven times during Day 12.
Day 13: Jane drives by Johns house to see if his car is there. It is, but so is another blue one. Jane records plate number and tries to find out whether or not this is a love interest of John.
Day 14: Jane finds out John had been on a date with another girl yesterday. Jane calls John from blocked number, but this time when he picks up, cries that she is in love with him and will do anything to get him back. John laughs and hangs up.

By Day 25, John has had enough and files a restraining order. Jane starts therapy around Day 30 and by Day 34, has found a new victim- Josh.

PLEASE NOTE: the John-Jane case is basically the most extreme Suction Cup Syndrom case that will occur. Most times, Jane's Day 12 or sometimes even Day 13 behavior is the farthest a person will get before coming to the realization that no matter what they do, they will not be desired by John.
by yourfavoriteg!rl_ October 7, 2009
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Suction cup pussy

When the pussy so good it creates a vacuum wich sucks it in and gives you a blowjob.
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Suction Cup

When a female docks her camel toe to a mans anus and girates to create suction.
Miah: Anna was totally hitting me from behind last night.

Nate: like Suction Cup'n it?

Miah: yeah, totally milkin' that prostate!
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suction fart

The art of releasing consecutive and short bursts of gas from your ass hole resulting in squeak like noises.
Technique as follows;
Force gas build up out of your bowel by pushing and contracting the muscles in your anus. This will result in a suction like effect in which the gas will be released then recaptured producing a squeaky and satisfying sensation.
''Daddy, I think there's a mouse in my room..''
''No honey that's just me suction farting in your closet. Go back to sleep.''
by Beaver Bleeder January 5, 2014
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Suction Cup Syndrome

Suction Cup Syndrome

Suction Cup Sydrome, abbreviated SCS, is a disease that usually affects females (though it can occur in males as well) who 'suction' themselves to another person they are attracted to. This happens either after the SCS victim and their desired person have had sexual relations, or sometimes even after the SCS victim has been taken out by said person.

Symptoms of a person who has SCS include non-stop texting and calling after having sex or going on a date with you, even when they get no responce; excessive creeping on your facebook/myspace/twitter and evidence of that supported through their undeniably accurate knowledge of where you are and who you are with at nearly all times- sometimes even 'happening to be in the same place at the same time'; and if the person claims to be in love with or obsessed with you, or your girl/boyfriend, even when any of those feelings are not mutual in any way.

SCS is more frequent in the ages ranging from 16-25, but there have found to be exceptions.

If you or anyone you know may be suffering from SCS, its recommended that you contact a doctor for the possibility of psycological treatment. In less serious cases, a good slap in the face from a much more level-headed friend will suffice.
Day 1: Jane meets John.

Day 8: After talking for a while, Jane and John go out to dinner and movie. Jane and John bang.

Day 9: Jane texts John to thank him for good time. John doesn't reply.

Day 10: Jane again texts John to tell him that she wishes to see him again. Still no reply from John.

Day 11: Jane calls John. John doesn't pick up. Jane becomes angry.

Day 12: Jane calls John from blocked number. John picks up, says 'hello' and Jane hangs up. Jane repeats this process at least seven times during Day 12.

Day 13: Jane drives by Johns house to see if his car is there. It is, but so is another blue one. Jane records plate number and tries to find out whether or not this is a love interest of John.

Day 14: Jane finds out John had been on a date with another girl yesterday. Jane calls John from blocked number, but this time when he picks up, cries that she is in love with him and will do anything to get him back. John laughs and hangs up.

By Day 25, John has had enough and files a restraining order. Jane starts therapy around Day 30 and by Day 34, has found a new victim- Josh.

PLEASE NOTE: the John-Jane case is basically the most extreme Suction Cup Syndrome case that will occur. Most times, Jane's Day 12 or sometimes even Day 13 behavior is the farthest a person will get before coming to the realization that no matter what they do, they will not be desired by John.
by yourfavoriteg!rl_ October 7, 2009
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Suction Cupping

When a female places her vagina lips on the face of an unsuspecting person. Most often performed while the target is sleeping.
Janie thought it'd be funny to get back at her boyfriend for all the t-bag pranks by suction cupping him in the middle of the nightUnfortunately, he didn't notice the ring left on his forehead before giving the big presentation at work.
by Drew2U April 19, 2010
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suction butt

when your ass sucks up your pants,shorts resulting in a mega wedgie...happens mostly to fat people
Damn she has suction butt in her mom jeans...
by rosepetals July 21, 2014
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