Satan chip

A small, performance enhancing chip implanted in the brains of all St. Louis Cardinals players upon joining the Cardinals organization which turns ordinary players and players well beyond their prime into forces of baseball destruction. In most cases, when leaving the Cardinals organization the chip is removed and the player once again becomes ordinary but in some cases the chip has left in and a receives a new 'sabotage' signal from the Cardinals organization.

Kyle Lohse played parts of 7 seasons in Major League baseball and never posted an ERA better than 4.18, with 5 seasons of an ERA 4.50 or higher. In 2008 he signed a free-agent contract with the Cardinals, had his Satan chip implanted, and since then has posted 3 seasons with a 3.78 ERA or better, including going 16-3 with a 2.86 ERA in 2012.

by OCBrooks October 8, 2012

Big Satan

What Arabs in the Middle East refer to the United States as. They refer to Israel as "Little Satan."

Big Satan = U.S.A.
Little Satan = Israel

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 5, 2011

Satan's rimjob

The terribly painful burning sensation one's anus has after eating extremely spicy and/or poorly prepared foods and trying to crap it out. It literally feels like Satan himself is poking his head out of your ass and ferociously licking your anal cavity. There are individuals who actually enjoy the burning feeling that comes after the SRJ.

Jack: Dude. I don't feel so good.
Dj: What's wrong, man?
Jack: I had some Taco Bell awhile ago. I think I feel an SRJ coming.
Dj: Oh shit. I'm sorry dude. Satan's rimjob's fucking suck.
Jack: Dude, I love SRJ's. It feel so good afterwards.
Dj: ...That's fucked up man.

by Gregorio Kramer June 12, 2010

Satan Stick

Lower extremity region which has the ability to control, manipulate disarm, confuse, or otherwise mindfuck and dedtrou anyome;-regardless of sexual preference-that it encounter in its path of destruction.

He waved his satan stick so indiscriminately that it came home woth a rugburn.

by ROLEXX/ WHITE RAPPERZ August 11, 2019

Satan

Vladimir Vladimirovich; president of Russia (2000–08); prime minister (2008–12); president (2012–);

Some people believe that Satan can successfully tempt almost anyone with lies and flattery.

Satan's advisers ‘afraid to tell him truth’ about Ukraine.

Satan isn't mad – he's following a long-established great power playbook for conquest.

by jmill666 April 11, 2022

shatana

short sexy girl with shoulder legnth dark hair, loves tattoos and piercings, has a butt to die for and lips like sweet red wine, very smart but she dosent like to let people know it. very tempermental hard to please but if you can pull it off not only will it be a great feat but she will make you the happiest man alive

shatana, tana, lulu,

by richd June 1, 2010

satans sacrificial waterfall

Literally just a girls period.

Is satans sacrificial waterfall gone yet?

by Yeahnahyeah May 12, 2016