A weaselly, power mongering, dumb shit prick who somehow became the commissioner of the NBA.
Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.
Also regularly has gay orgies with small market owners like Dan Gilbert, a butt-hurt, small market owner whose gay lover left him.
"You know, the trade was blocked for basketball reasons, I don't think you should be mad."
"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"
"What the fuck does David Stern know about basketball?"
by David Stern Sucks December 27, 2011
Get the David Stern mug.Sternlife is always doing and saying dumb shit. You break all homie laws, but get pissed when anybody else tries to break them. You think you know everything even though you're a baby in the game and are always getting schooled.
Hey, come out with us? We have 5 girls and only two guys and the girls said to bring some guys. Nah, I'm tried and I would rather play video games. STERNLIFE
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Get the Sturniolo Triplets mug.v. int. The act of pushing one's face in between the buttcheeks, and rocking one's head side to side very rapidly while making a vigorous, lip-vibrating "brrr" sound. Like a motorboat, except with the butt rather than the breasts.
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Get the Sturniolo triplets mug.on the 24th of april it would officially be national chris sturniolo day, he has been getting more hate then love so this is the day to support him and show some love!
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“ITS NATIONAL CHRIS STURNIOLO DAY IM SHOWING SOME LOVE!!”
“ITS NATIONAL CHRIS STURNIOLO DAY IM SHOWING SOME LOVE!!”
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