stumpid

Stupid + Dumb = Stumpid

I can't even think right meow, I'm so stumpid.

You are the stumpidest person I've ever met. Seriously though. So. Stumpid.

by Alimew June 17, 2017

stumper dump

defecation the size of a tree stump

Kel: Wow that mexican food last night sure did a number on me.

Jim: What do you mean?

Kel: Well, within minutes I was running to the bathroom and ended up clogging the toilet with a stumper dump

by binkel November 4, 2010

patrick stump

Patrick is the most important person in Fall Out Boy, not Pete as far too many people say. Think about it if Patrick decided to leave (God forbid) then they'd need to find a fantastic vocalist, a guitarist, a composer and someone to help produce the album.

Patrick stump is awesome and hot

by Lollyphant May 21, 2007

Stumpy

When ones height is exceeded by their width

That nigga so stumpy he must be related to Spencer Friedman

by Savage mike March 4, 2019

PATRICK STUMP

Lead singer of FOB.
Producer of 'Like Vines' and 'Viva La Cobra'

Loves Prince.
And David Bowie.

Nothing sus.
Lets see you write a slash out of that one!

"I got range, I got range like no mother fucker knows" -Patrick Stump

by KissMySASS! November 14, 2007

stump jumper

Insulting term for a hick or redneck. Implies they breed within their family tree, or "jump the stump". Often used by other hicks/rednecks, to mark one as the lowest of the low.

Jethro's a filthy stump jumper.

by GAWII May 25, 2008

Patrick Stump

1. Lead vocalist for the best softcore rock band Fall Out Boy.
2. A fcuking adorable guy.
3. Most often caught wearing a hat, with his awesome sideburns hanging out the sides, and his glasses.

Did you see Pats glasses fall off when he went crowdsurfing? Hes so hXc!

by Hannahhhhh July 8, 2005