Dave Strider

so gay
pure gay texan

"Man your'e being such a Dave Strider"
"I am Dave Strider"

by diddlydarnbuddy July 29, 2016

Stride Gum Episode

When an episode of a show is centered around an advertisement instead of the show itself. Originating from a Smallville episode where a Stride Gum factory was the focus of the episode and the gum was used as a main piece to the story. Another recent example is It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia had an episode centered around a Dave & Busters.

Oh, this is their Stride Gum episode.

by MartiniMan October 7, 2009

Horse Straddler

The dude that straddles everyones horses, pretty much a tool.

x: here cums the horse straddler!
y: hey bitch
horse straddler: hey guys! look what i got!
z: shut the fuck up and straddle the horses bitch
horse straddler: when can i join the battle? i've been straddling for years now!
x: quit yo bitchin' and get to straddlin'
y: once a horse straddler, always a horse straddler
z: GET THE FUCK BACK TO STRADDLIN'!

by Pwon September 8, 2010

Sneaky Strudel

An event describing the result of masturbating over someone's face, waking the sleeper as ejaculation occurs, and then the ejaculator running away before the waking sleeper realizes what has just happened.

My wife wanted to sleep in and I wanted a quickie before departing for work. Instead, I simply gave her a Sneaky Strudel.

by foybat November 2, 2010

Dave Strider

A really cool guy who wears shades hes so cool

Person A:Check it out hes like dave strider
Person B: what how?

Person A: they're both so cool!!

by Nyoom_101 November 18, 2018

straddle

to place both legs around something, as you would when riding a horse.

"gee, he's hot, i'd straddle him any day!"

by Claire January 27, 2004

Straddle Racking

The act of making out while the man is sitting, and the woman is straddling his legs. A combinations of the terms Straddle(n.) and Racking(v.) Often performed on a couch or the back seat of a car.

Guy1: "Dude did you and Emma get together last night?"
Guy2: "Oh ya dude, we were straddle racking in the back seat of my car for half an hour!"

by Izaacus August 7, 2017