noodle stroodle

A person with a penis as thin and long as your average Maggi Noodle. Lassooing is very popular aoung these peopl. These people are extreamy hard to find and try to keep the truth about their genetalia covered up.

Zac Mac is the king of the noodle stroodle people

by Bahaa September 1, 2006

death stroodle

someone or something which takes cruel or unusual enjoyment in death, pain, mysery, or woe

"My cat killed another bird today"
"She's such a death stroodle"

by Joe Carter October 27, 2006

stroodle

A sexual act involving two males, one of which must be uncircumsized. With the two erect penises end to end, male 1 proceeds to jerk himself off using male 2's foreskin. For a truly fantastic sensation he then proceeds to ejaculate into male 2's foreskin.

Dammit Mike, why don't you go stroodle Andrew's noodle.

by Phil Korn May 1, 2007

cock stroodle

Synonomous to homo;

Man who loves the cock, one who might want to hold and cuddle the cock, actually thinks of the cock as a dessert to be enjoyed at any time of the day.

Look at that cock stroodle over there, I bet he can't even think straight.

by Nickthehung October 24, 2005

Scroogled

What happens when Google Maps takes you to a trailer park with a sign that read "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again." instead of the Starbucks you had been searching for.

This term can be used any time Google Maps gives you bad driving directions.

So after driving around the same block for twenty minutes in the ghetto and nearly getting shot, I realized that there was no Barnes and Noble. I'd been painfully scroogled."

by Gypsy of the Old Folks Homes May 24, 2009

stroodle my noodle

masturbate

I had to stroodle my noodle before I went on a date.

by episcopas January 27, 2014

Scroogled

Getting rejected in a Google interview, ( a software engineering interview, not for hipster positions such as HR or Marketing). Basically means being asked tough ass algorithmic questions and not being able to answer one or more of these questions and getting rejected by Google as a result.

Me: Hey, I had my Google interviews last week.
Friend: Woah. Did the results come in?
Me: Yeah, I got scroogled.
Friend: Aww that's too bad. Don't let it get to you.
Me: Yeah, for sure man. Just lost a $100,000 job with some crazy perks. No biggie.
Friend: Let's do PizzaBoozeTelly?
Me: Yeah, PizzaBoozeTelly.

by burtWrapper April 28, 2015