Stronke

A possibly fatal disease caused by smoking tobacco from New Zealand. It could or could not be a real disease, we’re not exactly sure.
Dude 1: “Hey, watch out for those smoking items, it might have the stronke

Dude 2: “what’s the stronke?

Dude 1: “I’m not exactly sure, it may or may not be real, but if it is, it sure could be fatal!”
by MegaSpaceHamlet March 05, 2019
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stronk

It means you are strong, not in the normal way, but in the epic gamer way. Some people aren't as epic as others so you might not be able to understand, unlike us intellectuals.
person: i get all my abs from wii fit
me: stronk
by zoinks scooby August 28, 2019
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stronk

Stronk is just strong typod, and still has basically the same definition, though stronk is used more sarcastically.
'wow Alex sure is stronk huh?'
by SirKricketVantas May 02, 2018
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stronk

The Bonds Name, James Name.
Bond Name's the James.
Person A: BAMES NONDS HAVIN A STRONK
Person B: ...
Person A: CALL A BONDULANCE
by yourmom1337 March 05, 2023
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stronked

To be drunk and high.
Dude, we were at this party last night and we got STRONKED.
by drperpper December 29, 2011
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Stronking

Stronking is another word for choking and coughing specifically when there is mucus in the throat.
"Hey, bro, how'd you sleep last night?"
"Awful man, I was up all night Stronking."
by LorelaiCarter December 18, 2021
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STRONK
adjective
1. A strong drunk
2. Drunkenly strong.
3. Strong person who drinks to much and tries or does some feat of strength.
4. When the mental faculties of a strong lifter are affected by much alcoholic drink.
"Dude I got so strunk yesterday I lifted a tree and parked it in front of my neighbours house." - Cixelsid

"Lets go strinking."

"Man, look at that stronk! He just pushed that car out of its parking space!"
by memorex39 March 12, 2012
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