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stroller-daddy

Chiefly US gay slang for large burly, beefy, good looking, well built straight men who are forced to walk around a mall pushing a stroller (pram in UK) and go shopping with their big fat ugly wife.
Look at the forearms on that stroller-daddy, what a waste he's married to that fat bitch.
by scotsbear August 12, 2003
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Stroller Jam

Congestion on a pedestrian walkway or shop entry way caused by a large concentration of baby strollers in that area at a given time.
On the sidewalk outside the public library, I found myself caught in a stroller jam caused by parents and caregivers leaving the public library after toddler story hour.
by Ms. Kei March 4, 2010
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stroller violation

occurs when a parent puts a child who is either too big, or too old into a stroller, when the child should just walk and not be wheeled around anymore.
If the child's feet touch the ground while sitting in the stroller, that is a stroller violation.
by bearbear4130 July 26, 2012
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Stroller Candy

"Check out that hot dad! That's some stroller candy right there."

"Whoa, mama. She bounced back from childbirth REAL well. Stroller candy for the win."
by Elliott Osborne December 9, 2012
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Stroller Rock

Generation "Y" Rock. LAME!

Bland, boring, commercialized rock. Singers whine, whine, whine, about how much they suck, how sorry they are for what they did and how much they suck... It's too late, too late, not to suck... So, I'll write this song and long for death by drowning in my own tears: To apologize for the fact that I suck.
Stroller Rock Worst Offenders: 3 Doors Down, Staind, Nickelback (when not screaming the talents daddy's little whore...), Hinder, Shinedown, Linkin Park.
by Gen Y Hater October 23, 2009
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Stroller Porn

A public display of wealth in which an eight-pound infant human is wheeled around in a mobility device worth eight hundred dollars or more.
Since the Cole neighborhood gentrified, there's so much stroller porn you can hardly navigate the sidewalk.
by staticandbanal September 24, 2009
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stroller envy

feelings of jealousy/inadequacy associated with desire, but economic inability to purchase celebrity favorite strollers like the bugaboo frog or stokke
Lisa felt self conscious at the nail spa because her everyday graco stroller stuck out amongst the myriad of bugaboos. She was developing a serious case of stroller envy
by sf chica July 13, 2005
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