Stroking Johnson

Male masturbation.

Ignorant Donkey was sitting home stroking Johnson, while I was in the Dominican Republic getting laid.

by BobbyWaves August 21, 2016

Stroking the Salami

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

stroking on the stroke

When a guy masturbates at the stroke of midnight. A sad event when the man should be doing something more worth his time.

Fred: Hey, shouldn't Kermit be celebrating NYE with us tonight?
Joe Joe: Meh, I bet you he'll be stroking on the stroke.

Jane: Hey what did you and Kermit do for Valentine's?
Alexa: I went out with the girls, I bet the poor guy was stroking on the stroke.

by mong returns January 10, 2012

stroking badger

Hand job given by someone with callus hands

I got a stroking badger last night and it tore my penis up!

by Badger girl May 12, 2016

Stroking the Salami

To rub a piece of meat for a better taste

That butcher really knows how to stroke his salami

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Stroking the Crossbar

when making love to a woman of a slighter build, it can be felt that the normal padding a woman has around her vagina is not present. In fact, in the case of very slight women one can feel a bone perdendicular to the penis that creates some discomfort known as the 'crossbar'. Stroking the Crossbar is simply having sex with a woman with a bony vagina.

Stephen had enjoyed his sex the night before but was feeling a little damaged from "Stroking the Crossbar".

by Big Ben Boy August 4, 2010

Stroking my familiar

When you have sustained from intercourse for a prolonged period of time and you become too familiar with your genitalia.

Sharon: "I haven't had a shag in ages so I ended up stroking my familiar last night."

Gaz: "That sucks."

by Boleynlady November 29, 2011