A witty, intelligent, pretty TV and Radio broadcast personality with a very nice nose. The rest of her isn't bad, either!
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Get the Strasse mug.Strasser co-hosts the Adam Corola show. She is soft spoken but has a razor sharp and classically smart sense of humor. She pays therapists to listen to her while ironically she's paid to be listened to. She also has two other jobs.
She also can bench press 450. She got a 1900 on SATs. She eats wasabi without tearing up. She has proven that inertia is NOT a property of matter. Buddhists have confirmed in a former life, she was a Tyrannosaurus. The 1 - 10 scale was only 1 - 9 before she came around. She wasn't scared at The Ring and didn't cry at The Titanic. She drinks flaming 151 shots for breakfast, sometimes poured over cheerios. She is allowed to go over on the Price is Right and still win.
Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
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Danny Bonaduce has her back so if you write negative things about her on urban dictionary you'll be thrown over his head.
by Steinsensager November 9, 2007
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"SILENCE! You may now speak."
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"SILENCE! You may now speak."
"Tahnk yuo taht will be all."
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