standemonium

Adj: the state of sheer abject indifference in a large non-seated crowd

1. He could smell the standemonium as soon as he stepped into the Town Meeting Hall Pre-Meeting Mixer
2. This gathering will require at least a small amount of standemonium in order to keep our audience awake
3. William could not understand the sweeping standemonium in announcing 17 new flavors of the same operating system at Yawnfest3000

by dorkusmaximus May 1, 2011

scrandemic

like a pandemic but scranning. so it is a food pandemic, where you scran out

yo man i'm starvin, so gonna go home and have a scrandemic

by ifherufhioheiyo July 6, 2011

Stranded in the Shower Room

When one is stranded in the bathroom without an toilet paper and must rely on others for help or waddle over to get some toilet paper somewhere else.

Bob: Dude, thanks, I was totally stranded in the shower room!

Randy: You know I always help my homies out!

by green_hoodies June 7, 2013

Couch stranded

You get so high you can't get off the cough or jus can't function

I got so couch stranded last night

by Ebisedo June 28, 2018

Stranded

when you are alone

Oh no I’m stranded

by Cooldude369 June 25, 2020

stranded walrus

when you trick a dirty fat girl at a party into thinking you want to fuck. then you take her into the bedroom tie her to the bed and tape her mouth shut so she moans like a walrus, and leave her dirty walrus ass

fo real that dirty fat bitch got the stranded walrus

by prestoner October 2, 2005

Strander

its the words stroll and wander mixed into one.. meaning a walk.

"I'll be back in a bit fellas.. i'm just going for a strander"

by Lucas Neil 123 May 24, 2009