two-stooler

A really fat person.

"See that fat-ass that just walked in?"
"Yeah, she's definitely a two-stooler."

two-stooler by Prime December 22, 2002

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un-spooled

When someone absolutely loses their mind over topics such as race, religion and money. Go full retard over trivial matters.

He became un-spooled after he was called a nigger by a nearby cracker.

un-spooled by romdo308 October 7, 2013

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ex: My brother was half spooled after 3 beers.

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To be subjected to a poor situation or be victim of a bad event. Similar to smoked, messed up, thrashed, rocked, bashed.

Man, you got stoosed! (After being spit on)

stoosed by Paul Chua November 7, 2006

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A turd that mysteriously disappears in the toilet bowl before flushing and then reappears for a victory lap after flushing

Little Billy estimated the stooldini at nearly a foot as it emerged from the queens throat 360d and returned

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The past tense of stole when meaning to punch or injur someone.

Man did you see that fight? That guy got stoled on.

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When you're so high you can't even say stoned

"Dude, my ass is stooned"

stooned by O.D.B.O.D'd December 22, 2016

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