Stump fucking

When you either have intercourse with the stump of a tree. Or when you decapitate someone and have intercourse with their bloody stump.

"i've just stump fucked that old lady"
"Golly gosh thats an attractive looking willow, i wanna stump fuck it"
"not now Hunny, i'm stump fucking, i'll fuck you later"

by Lance Hardwood February 2, 2008

stump fucking

Having any form of sex with an amputee. This can involve, but is not limited to:
Vaginal-penile intercourse with a woman no legs.
Inserting your handless stump into some ho's cooch.
Two multiple amputees atempting to have sex (otherwise known as log-rolling)

Yo guys, what would be worse, stump fucking a bitch with no arms, or no legs?

by zeppelinboy September 21, 2005

Stop fucking my pussy!

1) Expletive used to demand that another person cease their verbal abuse.
2) A saucy response to question the validity of another person's statement.

My boss wouldn't lay off about how I screwed up the lunch rush, so I told him to 'Stop fucking my pussy!' and flipped him the bird.

"Dude, I really think that hot chick is in love with you."
"No way, stop fucking my pussy."

Also:
Are you fucking my pussy?

I know it's mean, but I just love fucking his pussy.

by jyoung_df December 29, 2008

stump fucker

Stump-fucker: The ugliest backwoods hillbilly, who even the pigs turn down. ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, plugging them readily.

A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.

by Dilinger July 13, 2007

stop fucking teasing me

we she keep teasing you when you tell stop but she keep on going no matter what you say.

Stop fucking teasing me or i'll never talk to you again joel.

by its me you know November 22, 2020

stump fucked

huge dog syle wood

i just had to liberacii syle stump fucked her

by superfly269u2 February 10, 2009

Stump fucker

An imaginary critter then will bite you and cause sleepiness

I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.

by Puddlechick June 29, 2021