Stoichiometry

In chemistry: The study of, and all things pertaining to, Satan himself.

..Also known as the ridiculous, unfathomably stupid topic in chemistry. The curious thing is that stoichiometry, being a science, actually involves no science at all, only math.

Class, today we will be learning about stoichiometry. In order to prepare I must mentally sacrifice all of you to Satan.

by Alex DeMarz December 18, 2009

lies below his stomach

This is a correction of an old saying; the way to a man's heart actually lies BELOW his stomach. Good sex is more important in attracting men than cooking.

Susie, your mom was a few inches off. The way to a man's heart is actually lies below his stomach, his dick!

by I, Wreckerrr January 10, 2017

Scomiche

The beautiful relationship between two guys, Scott Hoying and Mitch Grassi from Pentatonix and they both share a youtube channel called superfruit.

Scomiche should really be a thing.

by Diana Grassi-Urie May 14, 2018

stomach dropped

Feeling that your stomach is not settled. A stressful situation, a shocking event or huge disappointment may cause a sudden change of your mood which would have a strong and sensitive reflection on your belly.

I've studied a lot for that exam but when I discovered that I did not pass it I felt really bad, my stomach dropped and for the next couple of days I wasn't able to get some sleep.

by matiespeter April 2, 2016

Stomaci

A very stupid person or item. Can be applied to anything. Originally, Stomaci was the outcome of a failed attempt to urinate "stomach ache" on the pavement.

"What the fuck is 'stomaci'?!" - Matt Lovato

by Heyjey of Suburbia January 11, 2008

Iron Stomach

Having a stomach that can handle spoiled food or drink and not be affected by it

Joe ate some pizza this morning from several nights ago that was left out, and on top that he also ate some cereal with spoiled milk and did not get sick, he has an iron stomach

by kickerfx4 March 8, 2009

Stoic

A person who has realised that their emotional reactions and opinions (and those of others) towards other people and events have little to no effect on the outcome of a situation. In short, they know that reacting emotionally to certain situations is totally futile. They have therefore made the obvious step of being unemotional about situations they have little control over, because it's a total waste of time. Girlfriend left you? Getting cut up about it isn't going to help. People making bitchy comments about you? Having a cry won't change anything. Being Stoic doesn't necessarily mean having no emotions at all, rather only reacting emotionally to things that truly matter and are of great importance to them. Stoics are often perceived as weird, cold and unemotional by others, especially during their teenager years, when most other adolescents have little control over their feelings. The Stoics of course know that others views on their Stoicism are irrelevant, because they will not change the fact that they are Stoic, nor will it help them understand it, so they don't really care. Some Stoics take satisfaction from the irrational, emotionally driven responses of their peers. Some women hate stoics, as they are very difficult to manipulate emotionally.

Fred the stoic walked into his apartment to find his girlfriend screwing another guy on his couch. He politely asked them if they were going to be much longer, as he wished to play Xbox.

2: Linda: Either buy that diamond ring or I'll leave you!
John: *Stops car and opens door* Bus stop is a mile back that way.
Linda: You're a cheapskate and your dick is tiny!
John: That bus stop ain't getting any closer ya know *Drives off*

by SleeperNZ March 30, 2009