A strong and silent type man / person . Someone who is also called an "ice cold man" . Someone who doesn't keep gossiping like girls but does some real work , like a man . Girls love Stoic men because , girls don't like a man who gossips like a girl . Stoic men are never emotional and always keep their shit together . Character trait mostly found in men of Taurus Zodiac Sign . Examples include men like , George Clooney , Pierce Brosnan , Gary Cooper , Cowboys and The Sopranos .
( Bunch of new jersey italian mafiosos in a club )
Made guy - mr tony soprano , we lost a few of our liquor shipments in the sea .
tony soprano - these shit happen . we gotta move on .
made guy - but boss we thought you would be mad at us !!
tony soprano - what the fucks' the matter with youuu ?? these shit happen in business alright . get back to work now .
made guy - boss !! how do you manage to stay so calm everytime shit gets real ??
tony soprano - i am a stoic man for fuck sake !! that's what stoic men do , we get our shit together when shit gets real .
Made guy - mr tony soprano , we lost a few of our liquor shipments in the sea .
tony soprano - these shit happen . we gotta move on .
made guy - but boss we thought you would be mad at us !!
tony soprano - what the fucks' the matter with youuu ?? these shit happen in business alright . get back to work now .
made guy - boss !! how do you manage to stay so calm everytime shit gets real ??
tony soprano - i am a stoic man for fuck sake !! that's what stoic men do , we get our shit together when shit gets real .
by THE OWL EAGLE June 16, 2017
by Commieblocks September 19, 2023
The Stoic Beatbox is no ordinary child.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.
One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.
Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)
The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
It has multiple genitalia, two vaginas to be exact.
One in the front and one in the back (No Anal Glands) So yes, that means it defecates out its 2nd vagina.
Hence, it has no testicles.
This explains its ability to sound like a woman. Because it is in fact a transsexual.
Stoic usually will concur that it is the best at everything and makes outrageous claims and insults that would only make sense to an autistic pre schooler. When it attempts to beatbox and attempts an Inward K it sounds like the equivalent to a bowling ball being dropped onto a baby seal, and its technicality sounds like a tornado of rusty nails hitting an old folks home.
The Stoic may be plagued by Narcissistic Personality Disorder and a defect that makes semen produce from its lactation glands (Nipples)
The Stoic is a lonely child with a face resembling Smeagle with ginger cornrows and a rainbow handle bar moustache and stretched ears with Hello Kitty plugs.
The Stoics future career will likely consist of tons and tons of men using their cocks as hammers on his face.
Stoic Beatbox; (beatboxing)
Man; What kind of fuckery is that!
Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!
Man; What is wrong with you kid..
Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
Man; What kind of fuckery is that!
Stoic Beatbox; Dude, you wanna battle, fight meh bro!
Man; What is wrong with you kid..
Stoic Beatbox; Nothing I am just a God. Watch yourself you imbecile, Your inevitable defeat is looming.
by Necrobotics October 31, 2013
the pioneer group for Bengali hip hop.....it is a new sub catigory for desi hip hop. which is hip hop music from the southern asian countries.like punjabi, hindi, bengali.some is similar to reggeaton...many of the members of Stoic Bliss live in New York City just like many people from the beautiful, tropical country of Bangladesh....the founder's name is Fuhad..AKA AQ"S finest......their first cd is called "lightyears ahead" they are a big hit in Bangladesh and the bengali and desi urban youth all over the world.......
Them boys from stoic bliss records are really determined to make there songs a hit..in both Bangladesh and USA.
by DESI BLOOOD HO April 9, 2006
"Hey Jim, is Fred on vacation or something? I haven't seen him on facebook for weeks."
"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."
"Nah man, Fred's just a facebook stoic. Ya fuckin' facebook stalker."
by sirgibsalot July 25, 2009
Stoic Bliss (Kazi & Ac1D) are the fathers of Hip-Hop in the urban Bengali music scene. Being the pioneers of Bangla Rap, Stoic Bliss ventured into the music industry in Bangladesh in hopes of introducing a new genre to their home country. After shopping for deals, Stoic Bliss signed with music veterans G-Series and released their debut Album Light Years Ahead. The introduction of the new Genre paved its way to create a new platform of music. Bengali audience's world-wide tuned in to greet Bengali Hip-Hop at its purest form with open arms. Hit single Abar Jigay made the groups name and popularity spread like wild fire across every nation. Light Years Ahead sold well over 250,000 copies within the first 10 months, making Stoic Bliss the next big thing to hit the markets of Bangladesh. Through their album, word of mouth and shows their demand increased, hip-hop became a fixed genre that squeezed its way through and found acceptance in the Bengali communities world-wide. What once was an experimental project is now a revolution. Stoic Bliss opened a new chapter and unlocked a passage that allowed other armature Hip-Hop admirers to take stand. Ac1D however, is still the only rapper that can fluently "flow" in Bengali and ingenuously switch back to English. Kazi is the main vocalist/singer in the group with unique vocal play and melodies. When it comes to collaborating to make good music Kazi & Ac1D makes the perfect team. Together, the Combination of singing and rapping demonstrates originality, flow and unique word play that are impossible to imitate. Although there are many Bengali hip-hop groups that released after Stoic Bliss, no one can reach the magnitude of the creator. As if Light Years Ahead wasn't enough to feed the ears of the hungry listeners, Stoic Bliss decided to release their second album Kolpona'r Baire from G-Series in 2007. Stoic Bliss promises that this new album will be ten times betters then the first, and fulfill the hunger of those who couldn't get enough of the first album. "The first album was just an experiment to see the reaction of the listeners, this second album is the real deal. It is the introduction of Bengali Hip-Hop at its purest form, Its not Bangla Rap if your rapping in English and have a Bengali chorus, its Bangla Rap when the entire song is in Bengali " – Ac1D. This current album will set the standard for Bengali hip-hop for generations to come" – Kazi. Although Stoic Bliss introduced Bangla Rap to Bangladesh, it will take a few generations before it is completely accepted by people through out the nation of BD. "Our goal is to introduce perspectives to the stereotypes and show them what we are capable of, Kolpona'r Baire has a little bit of everything. We hope to gain listeners from every type of genre." – Ac1D. Though Stoic Bliss became an international hit, they still have a long way to go before their mission is completed. Until then come experience the legend in the making, see what the streets is talking about, come join us in carrying out this revolution and make Hip-Hop a fixed genre for generations to come… Come Fall In The Bliss…
by gunitcurtis6 November 18, 2008
"Double R" (Rajib Rahman) is a middle aged guy from Bangladesh who thought he should go to the States. When he did, he fell in love with the rap genre. So he gathered a bunch of other rap posers who were also from Bangladesh. By bunch, I mean about 12! They called their gang "Stoic Bliss" Then they started writing bullshit rhymes in both Bengali and English that don't even rhyme properly or make any sense. "Double R" composed all these so called rhymes with his only instrument, a keyboard "Korg Triton." Then he mixed them and it was released in Bangladesh. It was an immediate hit, thanks to "rich but stupid" teenagers of the country. If it was released in a developed country like America, it would probably not even sell one copy.
by Codename 48, aka Hell Saint November 21, 2007