-Dude I've been curious, have you been circumcised?
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
--No man, all we could afford was the stock cock.
by lockenload23 March 11, 2017
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1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.
2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.
1. When a competing brand's creative agency publishes a stock photograph before your creative agency's work goes to press.
2. When a creative/designer finds it difficult or impossible to find the right stock photograph for his/her job using the search tools on a stock image library.
1. "We had this great picture of a guy sneezing on a bus we were going to use for our campaign, but (competing brand)'s guys stockblocked us and it's all over the city already. I think we're going to have to rethink the creative now".
2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.
2. "I can't find a picture of a businesswoman jumping through a series of hoops that symbolizes the way her boss has her, well, jumping through hoops. I'm totally stockblocked.
by imadesigner March 3, 2010
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Someone who inhibits another person's game, thus lowering his or her chances to beat it up. Synonym of cock block or baller block.
George: "Hey honey. I have a favor to ask you."
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"
by Nick D October 11, 2005
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A handy food garment. Like a normal sock, but with pockets built in.
A handy food garment. Like a normal sock, but with pockets built in.
Jeremy kept his nail scissors safe in his sockpocket.
Mandy keeps bubble gum in her middle sockpocket.
My sockpocket saves me carrying my make up in my hand bag when at the roller disco said Jennifer to Britney.
Mandy keeps bubble gum in her middle sockpocket.
My sockpocket saves me carrying my make up in my hand bag when at the roller disco said Jennifer to Britney.
by Eioairdrie October 11, 2018
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Person 1: How did this wrapper get in my pocket?
Person 2: You must have gotten stickpocketed.
Person 1: I hate stickpocketing people!
Person 2: You must have gotten stickpocketed.
Person 1: I hate stickpocketing people!
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